retarded? I think yes!

The conversation between two best friends. This is your only warning.

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Too..adorable...

Hannah:

NOMGOSH!!!

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SOOO MUCH CUTE!!!

HANNAH EXPLODING IN

3....

2......

1....

Jess: OH MAH LAWDEH

STOP LOOKING

Hannah: I CAN'T

TOO ADORABLE!!!!

Hannah: BOOM!!!

Jess: NOOO

Jess: I'm not cleaning that up

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Minx

Hannah: my hand smells like bleach, i'm concerened

Jess: Oh my , been cleaning up the mess of your murder victims have you?

Hannah: hehehe maybe..

Jess: =p I know my little murderous minx of a friend

ol sorry Tash called me an athletic minx the other day the word has been stuck in my head. It sounds so sexual

Hannah: minx is sexual now?

is no word in the english language scared anymore?

Jess: It sounds it. I blame Austin Powers

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Hermits

Jess : I bought a new game and was playing that all night/trolling the interwebs while everyone else was at the party. I'm such a hermit geek =p

Hannah: oh yeah ol

lol*

i think this is why we get along so much

clearly i'm so much of a hermit i now invent people in my mind to say hello to me :S

Jess: Hahahah, awww yeaaaah We badass

Hannah: oh yeah lol

Jess: Well it's possible that that's why it happened. Because you were alone and haven't heard anyone else in a while. Brains do some crazy shit sometimes

Hannah: but i was with Person1 and Person2 yesterday, you'd think that amount of socialise would do me for awhile

apparently not

Jess: Oh yeah! Hmm maybe you missed it. I honestly don't know. It most likely was just in your head, it happens, don't feel too crazy poppet

Hannah: lol me feel too crazy? too late

Jess: Onwards to the padded rooms and hug me jackets!!!! 8D

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He's gay!

Jess:It's not like our relationship has many problems these days, just ones that he creates himself by being an ass

Hannah: yep hes gay

gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

Jess: hahahah

Hannah: gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

EVERYBODY NOW!!! gay gay gay gay gay gay!!!

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Toilet Monsters

Jess: Well at least you're content with that

I'd happily die now just so long as I was dead. I odn't have goals or dreams, to be honest it's a real pain trying to figure out what they are

Hannah: i know

that's why i can't think of any others lol

but we have to see Kpop concerts first

no death until kpop

that's seriously our new life motto, got it?

Jess: I don't even really care for that either actually, it'd be awesome, but I dunno

Hannah: YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT SEEING KPOP? OKAY WHAT ALIEN SPECIES HAS REPLACED MY BEST FRIEND?

Jess: The toilet monster species. Of which hides behind the toilet door and body snatches humans

Hannah: thhat sound horrifi

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Jess: Oh it is. This human was quite terrified.

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Jess: I sound so schizophrenic. I have that here and there's a jess in my spnaish class who I'm pretty good acquaintences with and we sit together during tutes and stuff so we're all "Jess no gusta hockey." "Jess gusta hockey."

Hannah : you are a strange one indeed

Jess: Hey now

I should have an orange!@!!

Hannah: yes all these different jess's actually exist, they aren't just figments of your imagination at all...

do it!!

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Typos, what can I say?

Hannah: She's trying to give home to a guy coming for one of them pups beause he has a farm

Jess: I think i get the gist of what you're saying...

Hannah: Yeah I dint even know what I'm saying, I'm sorry

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Hannah's Panda problem

Hannah: oh dear gosh, i can imagine me married and instead of me being dressed up in a french maid suit my husband dressed in a panda suit

Hannah: oh dear gosh!! I NEED PRFESSIONAL HELP!!!!

Jess : Hahahah, good work breeder

There are more crazier weddings out there

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Discussing K-pop and cookies

Jess: aww yeah, they totally will. I thought China was the enemy

well. Possible enemy

I ain't even made if Bom decides to take us over

Hannah: china is the enemy, Koreans are the ones we willing accept after we all realise how more superior they are in terms of awesomeness and lets us make adorable asian babies and teach us their language and make lots of awesome music and k-drama

Jess: hahahaha

Be head of the army ect

Hannah: i'm in a brilliant mood so i'm goin' with it, should try it, its amazing

i think it was the free cookies

hahah

Jess: going with what? I'm confused. You can't condone rape with cookies Hannah. Even if they're hash cookies

Hannah: hahah i meant the good mood, i'm just rollin' with it

but the rainbows are everywhere jess

Jess: that's the way to do it [=D]

Hannah: and they're so PREEETTYYYY

HEHEHEHEHHEHE!!!

Jess: =O DOUBLE RAINBOWS?!

Hannah: *HIGH LAUGH*

TRIPLE RAINBOWS!!!!

Jess: All the way across the sky?

OH MAH GAWWWWWD

Hannah: QUADRUPLRRAINBOWS!!!!

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Jess: screw you fb!

Hannah: screw it in hell!!

Jess: with a flaming bitchfork up the bum

Hannah: bitchfork? LOL

if that was a typo, that was legend

Jess: lmao! oh god such a typo

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*when discussing our generation and some certain people we know* lol, it's just slowly being killed by the immense amount of face palms I have when situations like this arise

Jess

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Jess: 15 year old wanting a baby? http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/126/314/3cd8a33a.png?1306264975 Hannah:BAHAHAH WIN!!!

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I'm going to go back in time then I'm going to throw whoever invented maths down a hill covered in red hot barbed wire and at the bottom of that hill will be hippo and it will annihilate them with it's stubby blunt teeth.

Jess.