kenz

nothing is certain but death & taxes

[rethink-182]

I get that you hear me, but are you really listening?

[spencerniemetz]

Who’s your eternal crush?

[rethink-182]

LUKE MOTHERFUCKING PERRY WILL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART

[dioynsus]

reasons im a 70 yr old man:

[tyleroakley]

bad back 

hates teenagers 

grumpy 

doesn’t like loud noises 

ready for death 

[jumex]

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

[curvesncurls-deactivated2017090]

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

[rethink-182]

if you feel like I'm ignoring you, chances are I'm just sleeping.

[baldwinboy5ive]

@semiautomaticheart & I spent another evening watching Ted Raimi make a lot of absurd and adorable faces, and I would date him in a heartbeat*.

*after @semiautomaticheart who has first dibs

[jumex]

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

[curvesncurls-deactivated2017090]

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

[rethink-182]

I’m single, but it’s okay because I can sing both the Troy and Gabriella parts.

[tsucci-deactivated20190914]

cUZ IT’S THE STAAART…OF SOMETHING NEEW *soBS*

[rethink-182]

IT FEELS SO RIGHT TO BE HERE WITH YOU oh ohh *JUMpS OUT WINDoW*

[gifsboom]

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

yes! thats a bear kiss

[4pine]

when i was a kid i thought this was a joke

its not

[rethink-182]

can someone please explain to me what supernatural is and if I should watch it or not?

[shiftysparkles]

RUN OR IT’LL SUCK YOU IN LIKE A BAD HABIT AND THROW THE CAR IN REVERSE

[rethink-182]

can someone please explain to me what supernatural is and if I should watch it or not?

[ruinedchildhood]

A$AP Bravo

[rethink-182]

I'm single, but it's okay because I can sing both the Troy and Gabriella parts.

[rethink-182]

yes mr dentist, please continue to ask me questions I can’t answer with your hands all up in my mouth.

[lilscollins-archive]

#i’m okay i’m okay i’m o-

[rethink-182]

Me *summer before Freshman year*: I AM GOING TO GET STRAIGHT A's HARVARD HERE I COME.

Me *one week into term one*: I'M GOING TO FLUNK OUT OF SCHOOL. I'LL LIVE OUT THE REST OF MY DAYS WORKING AT BURGER KING.