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[hannah-0730]

A Study In Fate and Time

SUMMARY: It’s your final year for your master’s program at Salem University. You never imagined THE Doctor Agatha Harkness would take you under her wing, but she has. Now you can’t help but wonder how you’re going to survive her.

PAIRING: Agatha Harkness x fem!reader

WARNINGS/TAGS: age-gap, jealous Agatha, protective Agatha, violence, blood, murder, masturbation, eventual smut, angst, bad parent Evanora, reader’s step mom is a cunt, angst, dry humping, phone sex, homophobia, fat shaming, oral sex, face sitting, finger fucking, 69, scissoring, oral fixation, strap ons, enchanted strap, squirting, choking, magical restraints, mentions of death, grief, ab riding, cock warming, spanking, strap sucking DEAD DOVE: graphic staged suicide, improper use of a paddle, dacryohilia, spit kink, semi public sex, unplanned pregnancy, anal play, nipple clamps, anal sex, double penetration, breathplay, safeword use, inappropriate use of a pool cue, wax play, lactation kink

RATING: Explicit mndi

26/27 chapters

300k words and counting

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[hannah-0730]

A Study in Fate and Time

Chapter 26/27

PAIRING: Witch/Professor Agatha Harkness x witch/ student reader

RATING: Explicit

WORD COUNT: 17.5k

SUMMARY: Your wedding day has finally arrived, along with an unexpected guest.

WARNINGS/TAGS FOR THIS CHAPTER: oral sex, fingering, anal play, wax play, lactation kink, squirting, strapatha is back, fluff

A/N: thank y’all so much for all of the love! Only one chapter to go. (I’m not crying about it. You are.) thank you @deathbylesbianwitches for reading this over for me!! You’re the best!

READ IT ON AO3: You Were Made for Lovin’ Me

[hannah-0730]

I'm the person who sent the reader fic anon and I did start your fic and I really like it so far (I am only on like chapter 2 so I have a lot left). I will say I really love your writing

Hey anon!! I’m happy to hear you’re enjoying it!! I hope you continue to! Thank you so much for the compliment!!💜🥰

[hannah-0730]

Asking game. Horrible questions #21, #52?

Hey Essie!! I thought I sent this answer😂 my bad!

21. What are your plans for the weekend

I currently have no plans other than grocery shopping and spending time with my wife and son. We might go visit my mom’s grave. (this past weekend was the busy one!)

52. Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

No. I believe some things happen for a reason. There’s definitely things in this world that are meant to be. But there’s too many senseless, random things.

[hannah-0730]

I don't tend to like /reader fics but I am like really curious about A Study In Fate and Time, so I'm trying to decide whether or not to read it

Hey, anon! I understand that! Not everything is for everyone! The fact that you don’t like x readers but are curious about my fic is already a compliment! 💜

You can always try out the first chapter to get an idea of the premise and if you don’t like it, it won’t hurt my feelings! 😉 (I will say I do switch povs so you do get to see things from Agatha’s perspective!

I’m always happy to answer any questions you have either through asks or dms! 💜

[questions-about-blorbos]

Reblog if it’s okay for people to inbox you questions, headcanon, theories, anything about your Blorbo

[deathbylesbianwitches]

Yes.

Just tell me which fic the blorbo is in, as they’re all different.

[hannah-0730]

I’m always here for all the questions you guys have! 🫡

[hannah-0730]

waitt then who was your gay awakening

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Heyyyy anon!

Cher was my gay awakening. Specifically thanks to her farewell tour that she did in like….2001? 2002? Idk. But…. 👀 little eight-nine year old me was very much enthralled by the pretty middle aged woman on the tv screen.

[hannah-0730]

FMK. Difficulty - fuck you, Ellen.

Agatha Harkness, Eve Fletcher, Maya Mason.

ELLEN WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

You know what…. Full send. I’m fucking Maya, marrying Agatha, and killing Eve. (Eve my beloved I am so sorry.)

[hannah-0730]

For the horrible questions game:

30, 37, 48, 49, 56, and 62.

Heyyyyy bestie!!!

30. What’s irritating you right now?

I’m currently irritated that I stepped on one of my son’s lego pieces. I can literally feel the bruise forming on the bottom of my foot.

37. Is it easier to forgive than forget?

Yes. I’ll never forget what someone did, but I can always choose to forgive them. (I won’t. Not unless they deserve it/earn it. But that can still be attained. Unless I get amnesia. Then I guess technically they’re forgiven because I don’t fucking remember being hurt anyway.)

48. What was something unexpected that happened to you this past year? (Positive)

I didn’t expect to start writing fanfiction again, but I had the idea and it wouldn’t go away, and with some encouragement from @ragnarockz I did ittttt and it’s been amazing. Especially because it helped make Ellen and I bestiessss. (So that’s technically two thingssss)

49. How do you decompress?

Listening to music, an adult beverage, adult fun time, a hot shower where my thoughts can wander, reading.

56. How many people have you fist fought?

Two. Though one of them is my younger sister. We were always beating the shit out of each other. (She started it. Genuinely, even she would tell you that 90% of our fights stemmed from her being a bratty cunt.) I’m not afraid to fight someone. It just doesn’t usually get to that point because I can usually use my words to make my point.

62. What makes you happy?

My wife, My son, my closest friends, my siblings. Sure there’s other things. Writing, reading, etc. but nothing makes me happy more than the people I’ve chosen to love and who love me back 💜

[livixdunne-blog]

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[deathbylesbianwitches]

Why not?

I noticed that 41 - 50 were missing, so I created them.

41. What’s your favorite book?

42. What’s your favorite song?

43. What’s your favorite movie?

44. Have you ever danced in the rain?

45. What was one of the worst moments of your life?

46. What was one of the best moments of your life?

47. What’s something that makes you happy?

48. What was something unexpected that happened to you in the past year (positive)?

49. How do you decompress?

50. Send me a FMK (Fuck/Marry/Kill).

[hannah-0730]

Ohhhh send me theseeee. I’m writing smut but I need a break because *WHEW BOYYYY*

[hannah-0730]

Hello dear! I just wanted to pop in and say I am BEYOND excited for this next chapter! Hope you have a wonderful day 💜

Hi anon!!!! 💜💜 you’re so sweet!! I hope you have a wonderful day as well!

I am working on it!! I am hoping to post it Wednesday! Thursday at the absolute latest! I’m just writing smut and editing. 🫡

[deathbylesbianwitches]

At Least Out Loud (I Won't Say I'm In Love)

Pairing: Eve Fletcher/Mackie x Wanda Maximoff

Read on Ao3

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Warnings: Sex, light angst, social drinking, more on Ao3.

Word Count: 15.4kish

Summary:

The long-awaited third installment in the Melt With You series!

With the success of birthday weekend behind them, Eve and Wanda head into November and the holiday season with their friends and family. Eve's interview with her ex-fiancée throws a wrench in things and reveals Wanda's true feelings about the blonde bitch.

Meanwhile, Friendsgiving solidifies the chosen family Eve and Wanda have blended together in such a short time, while Thanksgiving threatens to derail all of their hard work when Iryna surprises everyone with a surprise guest. Brendan.

A/N: Continuing in the crossover no one asked for, here's the November/Thanksgiving installment! Complete author's note on Ao3! Thank you so much @hannah-0730! You're amazing! Thank you for the encouragement and for reading through this! Also, for supporting my unhinged and ridiculous ideas!

@janethewanderingwitch @fanofthings20 @distilledsilence @vidrkness @howdeepthegrave @ragnarockz @essiesc

[hannah-0730]

Read ittttt it’s so good!!!

[hannah-0730]

do you have a celebrity crush? besides kathryn hahn ofc..

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Hey anon!!

I actually don’t have a celebrity crush other than Kathryn!

Fun fact, I grew up watching Crossing Jordan with my mom, and completely forgot how much I loved Lily and had a crush on her until AAA came out and my crush returned in abundance. Especially when I realized she was the same person. 😂🫣 (Though, she wasn’t actually my gay awakening. 😂)

[hannah-0730]

Send me song recs!

Ohhhh, hi Beta!! I have been deep in the playlists lately🫡 sooooo

‘I was Made For Lovin’ You’—the Yungblud, Dominic Lewis orchestral version. It’s… 🤌🏻

‘Zombie’ —Yungblud

Down in New Orleans — Sal Emma

(I don’t know how you feel about country music…BUT..these two have been in my rotation lately. 90s country will forever be my exception to the genre 😂)

Neon Moon —Brooks and Dunn

The Dance—Garth Brooks

[cansadda]

⭐️ anon hour ⭐️

I’m v bored sooo

• make me choose between two things • send me FMKs • tell me about what you dreamt last night • ask for advice • truth or dare? • tell me about your crush! • rant for a bit • confess your sins • send me song recs • ask for a doodle • tell me about your day • ask me random/weird questions • anything you want !!

[janethewanderingwitch]

go to the ends of the earth for you

to make you feel my love

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This edit is based on a beautiful fic that I recently read by @deathbylesbianwitches called I Need Someone Older (this will take you to ao3)

It’s the first Eve Fletcher x Wanda Maximoff fic I’ve read, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. I can’t wait to read the sequel (yes there’s a sequel already posted!! and I was told another continuation is in the works🙂‍↕️) I fell in love with this pairing, and I’m sure if you love Wagatha, you will too!!

Thank you Ellen for this beautifully written fic, and I really hope you enjoy the edit🖤

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(Kathryn’s scenes were from Mrs. Fletcher, and Lizzie’s scenes were from Sorry for your Loss season 1 and 2)

[hannah-0730]

Have you watched the Devil Wears Prada 2 yet? I know you’ve mentioned that fandom a couple of times, just wondering your thoughts on movie. 🎥

Hey!!! So, I have seen it!!! I thought it was good! Especially the Lady Gaga cameo. But, here’s my controversial take that no one seems to share: I think they made Miranda too soft. Like, we saw hints of her from the first film, but she felt almost…watered down to me. There’s a way to make her evolve, and still keep her more stern. I don’t feel they did that…. I loved it over all, but it felt a little brushed and forced to me.