folie à deux

[fotojournalismus]

A villager collects dried branches of a tree for fuel on the outskirts of Bhubaneswar, India on September 23, 2015. (Biswaranjan Rout/AP)

[bollzyy-deactivated20220904]

Wan Lee - If given a chance, I do refuse it.  (2012)

[nobrashfestivity]

Mikalojus Čiurlionis ( M.K. Ciurlionis), Creation of the World II, 1905

[nobrashfestivity]

Louise Bourgeois, Insomnia

more

[dappledwithshadow]

René Magritte

[retinas]

haven’t been active on tumblr in years and i’m not saying i’d ever really come back but i just remembered that “oppa homeless style” post and was hit with a sudden rush of nostalgia

[prideprejudce]

every line of this tweet hits like a punch in the face

[retinas]

a catfish but instead of faking their physical appearance they just pretend to be far more emotionally developed than they really are

[nevver]

Landscape suicide, Anna Dillon (because)

[art--woonz]

By: Marcus Conge Instagram: @artwoonz

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

yall mind if i

abuse substances alone in my room instead of participating in human contact

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Broccoli is good you cowards

[karolinakoryl]

“milo”  © Karolina Koryl

[quiet-nymph]

Bio-Hotel Stanglwirt in Austria

[retinas]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[swei]

[may-13th]