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victoria - 18 - New Zealand - If you want me to tag something i haven't been tagging please message me i dont bite. she/her

[normalshrimp]

i lived, bitch

[they-call-me-marlon]

i laughed, bitch

[mgs3pe]

i loved, bïtch

[ruisi]

walking thru the streets late at night would be so Good and calming if I wasn’t scared of every man and car I see after 8pm

[andrewminyardy-deactivated20170]

y’all: bisexuals are fake bc they usually end up in m/f relationships

me, an intellectual: it’s easier and statistically more likely to find a straight person who is attracted to you and compatible with you than to find a lgb+ person who is, especially in small towns. not to mention the fact that a big part of lg community won’t date us, because they are biphobic. also a huge number of bis are nb, so m/f rhetoric doesn’t even fit us. also. there is nothing wrong with bis being in a m/f relationship if it’s healthy. also. stop being biphobic it’s 2017 when will this stop

[kateordie]

A-fucking-men

[damnvelmayourjinkies-deactivate]

It’s not even this fucking deep lol like bisexual people by definition are attracted to two or more genders and the gender of the person they are in a relationship with doesn’t validate their bisexuality. Them telling you that they are bisexual validates it. End the stigma that a bisexual girl has to end up with a girl in order to be validated as a bisexual

[xplodingunicorn]

[ulibeanzz]

rain pattering = mother nature clacking at her keyboard, vague blogging about us all

[retired-dragons]

According to my tumblr bio i have been 18 for 2 years

[nevaehtyler]

His name is Steven Udotong.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A TINY GENIUS :D

[112196355]

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

[retired-dragons]

Help! I need tattoo ideas

I need to get a tattoo that will remind me to hold myself accountable for my actions, to be responsible for my own happiness, that my future self is watching me, my life is in my own hands, that kind of thing. But i dont want words! So im stumped as to what to get

[respectfulmemes]

[sadunit]

does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

[denzelle]

for some reason i definitely thought this was going to be one of those fuckin… infinite chocolate things. or like, some really weird trick involved. literally it’s just “put the tomatoes in some dirt and they grow into MORE TOMATOES 😱” which like… yea… that IS how plants work but i don’t know if it’s a life hack

[denzelle]

THIS #LIFEHACK IS TOO POWERFUL YOU WILL LITERALLY GET AN ENDLESS SUPPLY

[motorizedmycologist]

grocery stores hate him! local man discovers gardening

[palindromordnilap-deactivated20]

I feel this wouldn’t necessarily give great results. Most tomatoes you buy in stores are hybrids, if they even grow, they won’t look like the ones you bought.

[palindromordnilap-deactivated20]

Also, depending on the variety, you can get sued for intellectual property violations. Yes, you can pirate a tomato.

[swirlingflight]

Well when you put it that way I want to do it.

[doctress]

You Wouldn’t Download A Tomato…

[sizvideos]

[thelogicalghost]

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

[bettsplendens]

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

[pjmocchi-deactivated20180919]

😂😂😂😂

[best-of-memes]

[gingko-ghost]

Alphonse teaches independence and stranger danger

[56blogsstillcrazy]

Jaden saying everything we be thinking at 2am

[luv2scam]

STRESS

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me giving my pet chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

sorry that it didnt make you chihaha

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99