Cosimo Galluzzi
shark vs the universe
Andulka
trying on a metaphor
KIROKAZE
Peter Solarz
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Product Placement
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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JBB: An Artblog!
JVL
pixel skylines
Keni
ellievsbear
Love Begins
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@retrieving-the-real-me
It’s strange that while Fall is the beginning of cold weather that it’s a season of such warmth. Warm colors, warm clothes, warm drinks, warm scents, warm feelings. Life gets better when our world surrounds us with warm things. There’s something about the way the trees shed their leaves to warm the Earth that makes things seem more bearable.
vigi-la-veris (via wnq-writers)
I'm a fuck up lol
Lauren you're a waste of space you've fucked up your only friendships and now you're alone good going bitch
Good one lauren
You selfish fucking cow. Always got to think of yourself. How fucking stupid of you. Now you've gone and lost your only friends because you're so fucking incapable and selfish. Now you've upset someone and made them feel like shit for their own problems because you're a fucking dick head and only care about yourself Well done you fucking stupid twat
I decorated my cap for graduation today!
Thank you for your service pup.
Wow, this got me all emotional. What a beautiful gift this dogs life was.
You didn’t have to make me cry though
If I had to tear up at work then I’m taking all y'all with me
my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator
my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency
they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”
and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”
and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”
“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”
“oh i’m having a heart attack”
my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes
like, “what is your emergency?”
“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”
“… is it… your blood?”
“yes i think so”
“do you know where it’s coming from?”
“probably the stab wound”
“have you been stabbed?”
“oh yah definitely”
In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug
I don’t know what this is but same
this is the most relatable thing I’ve seen in 2016 to date
“cindy no, FUCK”
@asecretinside @princesshollis @tydyedshoelaces
“what are you dOING YOU’RE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL”
omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this
PAGE 1 OF 184
One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar
You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines.
This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes.
It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!
Taiwanese Couple Hilariously Parodies #FollowMeTo Couple
I am way more convinced that these two are in love than the followmeto folks
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I will miss this family so much.
If you’re battling a mental illness and didn’t want to wake up this morning but did anyways, you’re a motherfucking badass. Because living with a mental illness is hard and I’m damn proud of you for still being here and fighting. You’re metal as hell and tough as nails. So keep on fighting, you kickass Viking warrior. You can win this.
I needed this today 💕
me too
Just woke up from a 3 hour nap with my little baby. So happy to be home.
brucas week 2016 ♡ day 7: this has got to be a dream how it should have ended → Imagine a future moment in your life where all your dreams come true, who’s standing next to you? Brooke.
