[RetroTarded]

leggo my eggo and suck on my asshole

[mansionbasement]

Silent Hill (1999)

[keter-corrosive-object]

Melancholy of Decay…

[vaporwavebomb]

[shouty-y]

Lesbian knights ⚔️ - Prints

[tvneon]

A commercial for a product with a very unfortunate name...

[mulletbutch]

I think this picture of my gf helping fix my car should be in the MoMa

[adamsmasher]

[retrotard]

What is bro looking at?? 👀

[bbrothertedd]

[retrotard]

Twin, is that you??

[littlealienproducts]

Antique Saturn Ceiling Light by PacificHub

[impsistant]

A list of incredibly lame/inconvenient superpowers

The power to summon an army of grass

You can read the thoughts of any tree you want

You can make anyone cough but only once

You can fly but only half an inch off the ground

You can make any building the new home of the whopper

You can make any fish hate you

You can eat….MORE

You can shape shift into any toilet you’ve sat on

You can teleport anywhere on earth but have to walk back before you can do it again

You can smell ghosts

The power to make any card get declined

You can remove bacon from any food that has bacon

You can talk to sand

[elmreblogs]

[themanwhooncedweltinavault]

[impsistant]

A list of incredibly lame/inconvenient superpowers

The power to summon an army of grass

You can read the thoughts of any tree you want

You can make anyone cough but only once

You can fly but only half an inch off the ground

You can make any building the new home of the whopper

You can make any fish hate you

You can eat….MORE

You can shape shift into any toilet you’ve sat on

You can teleport anywhere on earth but have to walk back before you can do it again

You can smell ghosts

The power to make any card get declined

You can remove bacon from any food that has bacon

You can talk to sand

[the-spam-specialist]

You laughed and you know it

[impsistant]

Crappy superpowers! "the poorly made reboot"

You can shoot diet Pepsi from your taint

You transform into a boat anytime you sneeze

You command space and time, but only in a safe space, and only at nap time

Every wet dish rag on earth combine into one giant gross towel anytime you say the word lasagna

At your command, all toilet paper rolls on earth begin to rebel against their human masters

You can travel through time, but only backwards, and any time you do, you shit yourself.

You are the strongest person in the universe but only while asleep

You can convince anyone you choose that you are actually a burger king employee on break.

Imma turn my asks on. If you got any funny stuff to tell me. Do it there and I'll reply when I get the chance. Stay beautiful you filthy animals.

[retrotard]

I gots one:

You can poop out valuable sculptures that can make u a fortune, but they take their forms inside of your colon and you have to endure the pain of pooping out a hardened, fully formed sculpture.

[sovietnam]

[lowkeiloki]

Everybody's Friend :]

[vaporwave]