bailey

[whitepeopletwitter]

[toastbutteregg]

“Since there are 3600 seconds in an hour, and most people make less than $36.00/hr, their time is worth less than a penny per second. It’s literally worth your time to pick up a penny from the ground.”

— Shower Thoughts That Will Change the Way You Think About Your Entire Life (x)

[toastbutteregg]

“Security at every level of an airport is absolutely ridiculous. Until you get to the baggage claim. Then it’s just like take whatever bag you want.”

— Shower Thoughts That Will Change the Way You Think About Your Entire Life (x)

[toastbutteregg]

find me this guy

[idreamofjimmy]

[derpycats]

[swarnpert]

wine tasting but instead with hard liquors

[swarnpert]

do i detect a hint of sharpie marker

[starlightandtears]

Coconuts have only been in the Caribbean for 500 years. They just….floated on over from Asia and took root. That’s…hilarious.

[borntomezmer-deactivated2021011]

Wait really? I always thought they were if not native at least brought over on purpose

[starlightandtears]

Right??? I’m watching this nature doc and when the narrator said that I nearly spit my drink giggling. They’re remarkably buoyant and just bob their way to a new shore. So carefree. Truly a fruit destined to be in the Caribbean.

[thisisnotacatblog]

are you suggesting coconuts migrate

[meangirls2004]

legendary

[officialjiggly]

when u run out of data for the month

[the-middle-eastern-feminist]

[hundondestiny]

how many times does it have to happen before people connect the dots that police murder people who are inconvenient to them?

so many activists from popular sites, especially Ferguson in the recent past, are coming up dead. when they killed Sadie Roberts-Joseph, the founder of Baton Rouge African-American History Museum, there was so much outrage they pinned it on an “angry former tenant” who just happened to be a rough looking dark-skinned Black man. when they find people shot in their cars and burned to death, it’s a mystery that cannot be solved.

these are absolutely assassinations and it’s so enraging that people have somehow gone from seeing how the government aided the murder of MLK Jr., the assassinations of the likes of Huey P. Newton, and are now so trusting that that isn’t happening anymore. 

absolute foolishness, willful ignorance, you don’t want to believe you live in a police state because then you have to unthink all your “uwu not all cops” bullshit and look at the system for what it is. an arm of white supremacy and capitalist protection. 

cops are rabid guard dogs and nothing more.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

my sim: please, I have to pee so much i’m in physical pain, please let me use the toilet

me: you will continue painting for the next 12 hours for money

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[charlesoberonn]

Less than 80 days until the 2010s are over.

[smooththegoofyshark]

[sylvestrium]

[fuks]

[tuxedosaiyan]