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^ divider ! credit goes to user kodaswrld

﹒ Actual Yandere. I'm fucked up, interact at your own risk.

﹒ ☆ Demiboy/Transmasc. Preferably masc terms but idrc either way.

﹒ ☆ Single

﹒ ☆ No dni, I'll block you if you piss me off.

﹒ ☆ I definitely condone everything I write about, so I really don't give a damn how "wrong" or "evil" or whatever other shit anyone thinks I am. Suck it up or get the fuck out.

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Ahsudhqha nah I just got a big ahh bruise on my knee and probably might've moved my kneecap because of the fall. And also because the bike crushed my leg but don't worry, the bike is fine, I asked them❤️

I dunno, I didn't think it'd be THAT dark, there's street lights so I thought I'd be fine, but near the corner where I fell, no street lights ahah okay bye I'll spot bothering you now bye bye goodnight or goodday to you, good sir

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😱!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You little prick, what the what??? I mean, I'm glad that the bike survived, but bro are you OKAYJslaxiwjxjwjsjwisid!?

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I was stretching my arm right? And then randomly I get this thought.... What if I stretch it just a little bit more?

And a little bit more.

And a little bit—

Well, anyway I think I strained a muscle lmaoooo. Why am I such a dumbass??

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Okay km sorry let's just pretend I GENTLY and AFFECTIONATELY placed you into the tank to protect your fragile and old bones ❤️ its okay, grandpa, you're safe in the tank❤️

Thats okay twin (　＾ω＾) RAHHH im drinking another energy also a few nights ago me and my brother went on a bike ride at night and for some reason the lights on my bike wasn't working, and I was really focused on trying to get the lights working because it was fucking dark out and then BOOM I fell into a ditch and my brother laughed at me ❤️

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Sniffs. That's better, thanks. Pats your head.

Noooo you poor baby, did you get seriously hurt? I mean... you're clearly alive enough to be chugging energy drinks, but damn kid. Why didn't either of you test the lights before going on your trip down death cliff? Did the bike survive???

[masuoi]

lol when we date everythings fine and sweet til u mention sb else, then u have approximately 3 secs before i crash out lock u up in a cage and get sent into an episode

[idamiann]

fuck that nonchalant shit, tell me every little detail about yourself

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I HAD VEGGIE SOUP LAST NIGHT SO HAH I GET THE RAINBOW COOKIE.

Okay, hypothetical we go back in time and instead of waiting three minutes, I just immediately pick you up and throw you(affectionately) into the tank WITH the tower

Anyways, heh.. hey, whats ur new blog [insert tiktok emoji here idfk what its called)]

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Darn, I was really hoping to see the look of utter betrayal on your face when the oatmeal cookie refused to be swallowed ಠ⁠ ⁠೧⁠ ⁠ಠ

No no, cause you can't throw me and then add affectionately!! That's still freaking mean, damn, I'm already an aging old man and you want to break me further. Just place me down gently into my majestic tank, why don't you?

Flicks your forehead. Not a chance, nosey pine tree (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

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Ah, I see! Thought life had you busy and you kind of just left for a while. I'm glad to see you too tho!! :D I feel like one makes a new account/blog they kind of just end up being on that one more than their first one

Well, that too hehe. No cause um, I might be hella inactive on that blog too 👉👈. I think it's just Tumblr as a whole that's the issue. I don't have a preference for which blog, but the other one is definitely more freeing so there's that, shrugs. Enough about me though, how have you been doing???

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Oh! Are you back for good? Good to see you being active!!

Lmaooo noo, I don't think I'm back on this blog for good. But then I never really abandoned it, I just have a new blog now heh. It's good to see you though (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

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Okay well thanks for the cookie is the cooked the wone w the rainbow chocolate chips?

Uhm how about, no! I'd rather have you flop around like a fish out of water thank you very much but dw dw after EXACTLY 3 minutes I'll put you in a tank and it'll have a tower in it

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Maybeeee, depends on whether you ate any veggies in the last few days. Otherwise, it might have been a plain oatmeal cookie, shrugs.

After exactly 3 minutes I've long since gave up and died. What a cruel little sibling ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ.

But just for the tower I will miraculously.... REVIVE to swim around and live my royal fishy dreams. Blub blub blub ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ

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So would you like to have matching yanblr blogs or is that pushing it...?

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH okay im okay

Well if you constantly abandon lil ol me than WHY should I respect you tsk tsk wait actually dont answer that you'll prolly say sum like "bc if you dont respect me I'll leave FOREVER 🤓☝️" or something 😓😓 RAAHHHHH

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Feeds you a cookie. Pats your head. Calm your cones, lil pine tree.

... I was NOT going to say that! I would have said something like "cause if you don't respect me I'll flop around like a dry fish and die" but yours is wayyyyy better, so let's pretend that's what I said 😌.

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platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned

[cr4zy-f0r-m3]

Human body based somewhat sadistic yandere ask game !!

🧠 - I think about you so often ,, you consume me ..

👁️ - I wish you'd see me how I see you ..

👄 - I listen to you talk from the shadows and I'm content with that ..

🦷 - I want to leave my mark on you so people know you're mine ..

🫁 - I want to kidnap you so we breathe the same air forever ..

🫀- I want to carve your heart out and keep it in a jar ..

🦴 - I want to break you so you only want to be around me ..

🩸- I'd bleed out for you if you asked me too

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Yes bro dw dw I had a granola bar, water and ice cap :3

Im gonna chew your ankles off if I see that word again "smol" im currently bitting ur ankles off to ur knees so now you're shorter than me HAH loser ahaha lmao

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Fine, tis a socially acceptable meal I guess.

Small. Smol. Smol. SMOL. I was shorter than you to start with!!! Now I'm practically a fucking hobbit, tsk tsk smh. Respect the big brother that constantly abandons you, you bloody Pine tree 🤬

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SHHHHHH SUSH WE DONT TALK ABOUT MY SPELLINH SHHHHH LET ME LIVE RAHHHH

OKAY song rec, One way or another by Blondie. Its fire ong ong AND Skulls by misfits i fucking love misfits

I mean, at least you drank water if it's mostly coffee? Amazing giid bog brody

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I can't take you seriously lmaooo, reading this entire thing is hell on my eyes but gosh you're so smol I can't lwnxjqjzhqusjsj

Thanks for the song recs! But also, did you eat something and drink water?

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Drink water before you dehydrate like SpongeBob in the movie old guy

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I drank coffee. Which... water was involved in the brewing process so y'know, it totally counts