Jerry.

jerry

[returnofjerry]

im doing an undertale run where i spare everyone but jerry.

* Woooow, rude. 

[returnofjerry]

*throws chips and candies at him* don't touch me.

* Oh man, free food

[returnofjerry]

Hey, Jerry, you hear about that AWESOME party Muffet's hosting? You should probably go. With every other Jerry you can find, in fact.

* No one told me! I should really go.

[returnofjerry]

* ditches you

* Oh wow. Some friends.

[returnofjerry]

* Howdy!

Jerry was startled from hearing the voice behind him, so he jumped and turned around.

* Hey, what do you want?

[returnofjerry]

F IS FOR FRICK.

* No. No, I don’t. I don’t think so, anyways. Do you have any ideas?

[malevolentflower-deactivated201]

* Hm… Well, that’s okay. I have an idea! * We can… play twenty questions!

[returnofjerry]

* Okay, sounds cool. Do you wanna start?

[returnofjerry]

* Howdy!

Jerry was startled from hearing the voice behind him, so he jumped and turned around.

* Hey, what do you want?

[returnofjerry]

Okay. Maybe, maybe he isn’t so bad. Maybe that’s just his sense of humor. He does look pretty happy.

* Yeah, I think so too.

[malevolentflower-deactivated201]

This probably isn’t going to last. It never does. It always ends up with someone dying a while afterwards. Flowey’s smile softens somewhat. Ah, those were the days.

* Alright, buddy, since I’m sort of rooted in place… * You have anything we could do before you actually have to go?

[returnofjerry]

F IS FOR FRICK.

* No. No, I don't. I don't think so, anyways. Do you have any ideas?

[returnofjerry]

The clock is ticking. How long until Jerry issues one of his Jerryisms and gets wrecked by an evil flower?

((SOON)

[returnofjerry]

* Howdy!

Jerry was startled from hearing the voice behind him, so he jumped and turned around.

* Hey, what do you want?

[returnofjerry]

* Alright. Alright. But please don’t do that again.

Flowey sure was something. Really, really scary. But he better please him or else. Scary.

[malevolentflower-deactivated201]

* Wonderful! * Don’t worry, I won’t. I promise.

Flowey bounces in place, petals wiggling excitedly.

* Oh, this is going to be great! I bet we’re gonna be really good pals, huh?

[returnofjerry]

Okay. Maybe, maybe he isn't so bad. Maybe that's just his sense of humor. He does look pretty happy.

* Yeah, I think so too.

[returnofjerry]

* Howdy!

Jerry was startled from hearing the voice behind him, so he jumped and turned around.

* Hey, what do you want?

[returnofjerry]

Jerry backed up, terrified. He knew. Flowey wasn’t nice after all.

* How did you know…how did you know about that?

[malevolentflower-deactivated201]

* How, you ask? Oh, I know lots of things, Jerry! * Lots of things. * Anyway, why don’t you stick around a bit longer? It sure does get awfully lonely being here all alone, y’know? * And I was thinking, oh, maybe we could be buddies?

Although Flowey knew exactly what kind of person Jerry was, and he would never dream of having anyone as a friend, he was doing this purely to see what it was actually like. This whole “friend” deal.

[returnofjerry]

* Alright. Alright. But please don't do that again.

Flowey sure was something. Really, really scary. But he better please him or else. Scary.

[returnofjerry]

* Howdy!

Jerry was startled from hearing the voice behind him, so he jumped and turned around.

* Hey, what do you want?

[returnofjerry]

GOD DAMMIT.

* I’m sorry, I have to go.

[malevolentflower-deactivated201]

* Aw, Jerry, I’m sorry. Did that joke upset you?

* Or was it the pun?

His face shifts back to normal and he gives a forced laugh.

* Haha, I thought you said you liked jokes! * Come on pal, laugh with me!

[returnofjerry]

Jerry backed up, terrified. He knew. Flowey wasn't nice after all.

* How did you know...how did you know about that?

[returnofjerry]

* Howdy!

Jerry was startled from hearing the voice behind him, so he jumped and turned around.

* Hey, what do you want?

[returnofjerry]

* Uh…Yeah. I do.

Please don’t let it be a pun please don’t let it be a pun please don’t let it be a pun.

[malevolentflower-deactivated201]

* Oh, that’s great! I hope thistle give you a good laugh!

He pauses for that one to sink in.

* Alright, how do trees get on the internet? * … They log in!

[returnofjerry]

GOD DAMMIT.

* I'm sorry, I have to go.

[returnofjerry]

* Howdy!

Jerry was startled from hearing the voice behind him, so he jumped and turned around.

* Hey, what do you want?

[returnofjerry]

This flower just didn’t…feel right. It was weird. Flowey could be nice, whatever.

* I’m good, how about you?

[malevolentflower-deactivated201]

* Oh, that’s great. I’m doing just peachy!

After a few moments of silence, Flowey starts to notice the tension in the air. Oh boy. He looks around for a different subject.

* Hm… * Hey pal, do you like jokes?

[returnofjerry]

* Uh...Yeah. I do.

Please don't let it be a pun please don't let it be a pun please don't let it be a pun.

[returnofjerry]

* Howdy!

Jerry was startled from hearing the voice behind him, so he jumped and turned around.

* Hey, what do you want?

[returnofjerry]

Jerry felt his stomach twist when hearing those three words. “Jerry. Buddy. Pal.” Jerry started to have WAR FLASHBACKS. (Not really.)

* Well…I last saw them in Snowdin. But it’s been a while, so they must be gone by now…

[malevolentflower-deactivated201]

* Uh huh…

Flowey nods, turning his head to look away for a moment to glare. Dammit.

* Well then, pal… * I do appreciate the information.

Even if it won’t be any help at all. He turns again and gives Jerry a small smile.

* Anyway, enough about that. How’re you doing today?

[returnofjerry]

This flower just didn't...feel right. It was weird. Flowey could be nice, whatever.

* I'm good, how about you?

[returnofjerry]

* Howdy!

Jerry was startled from hearing the voice behind him, so he jumped and turned around.

* Hey, what do you want?

[returnofjerry]

* It’s…nice to meet you too.

Stop hesitating, that’s rude. He didn’t mean to, really. It’s just that it’s weird talking to someone who’s flower and shorter than you. This has to be a joke, right?

* Uh…Yeah. But I hate them, they always ditch me like all the others.

[malevolentflower-deactivated201]

Flowey’s face shifts from happy to surprised for only a split second, his eyes narrowing soon afterwards.

* Oh… So you HAVE seen a human around here..? * Well well well well well well WELL. * Jerry. Buddy. Pal. * Can you tell me where you last saw them?

[returnofjerry]

Jerry felt his stomach twist when hearing those three words. "Jerry. Buddy. Pal." Jerry started to have WAR FLASHBACKS. (Not really.)

* Well...I last saw them in Snowdin. But it's been a while, so they must be gone by now...

[returnofjerry]

* Howdy!

Jerry was startled from hearing the voice behind him, so he jumped and turned around.

* Hey, what do you want?

[returnofjerry]

There are so many things that could go wrong. One, Jerry always manages to frick up friendships (his mom could even swear in his mind, so he has to be careful). Two, the word pal. Three, it’s a talking flower that’s not an echo flower. This sure is some serious business.

* Flowey? That’s a nice name. My name’s Jerry.

[malevolentflower-deactivated201]

* Thanks! It sure is nice to meet you, Jerry!

Oh, this is going to be fun. Flowey wiggles his leaves, looking Jerry over a bit before continuing. This clearly isn’t a human, but he felt like having some fun nonetheless.

* Say, pal, have you seen any humans around?

[returnofjerry]

* It's...nice to meet you too.

Stop hesitating, that's rude. He didn't mean to, really. It's just that it's weird talking to someone who's flower and shorter than you. This has to be a joke, right?

* Uh...Yeah. But I hate them, they always ditch me like all the others.

[returnofjerry]

* Howdy!

Jerry was startled from hearing the voice behind him, so he jumped and turned around.

* Hey, what do you want?

[malevolentflower-deactivated201]

* Nothing, just want to talk to you, pal!

Flowey gives the monster a big grin.

* My name’s Flowey. Flowey the flower! * What’s yours?

[returnofjerry]

There are so many things that could go wrong. One, Jerry always manages to frick up friendships (his mom could even swear in his mind, so he has to be careful). Two, the word pal. Three, it's a talking flower that's not an echo flower. This sure is some serious business.

* Flowey? That's a nice name. My name's Jerry.

[returnofjerry]

* Howdy!

Jerry was startled from hearing the voice behind him, so he jumped and turned around.

* Hey, what do you want?