He lost his expression and took on a serious tone. “Of course that’s my plan.”
"Of course. That's why you'll do everything to avoid your supposed target."
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He lost his expression and took on a serious tone. “Of course that’s my plan.”
"Of course. That's why you'll do everything to avoid your supposed target."
In hindsight, talking about memes during a first meeting is an odd way to start a relations though she did start it. “Sooooooooooooo…..What do you do for a living?”
"Odd jobs, you know how it is." Yeah that's seeming to become the default answer, isn't it.
"True." she agreed. You weren’t supposed to bite the hand that feeds you, beggars can’t be choosers, insert some other cliche phrase here. "And then people complain about them, they die, and are reanimated years latter to repeat the cycle. It’s like a internet zombie apocalypse."
"Sure, you could describe it as that."
"Define fuck and up please."
"Fuck meaning destroy, and up meaning everything that person holds dear."
He raised an eyebrow in interest, giving her a look that meant he wanted to know more. “Dismantle what exactly?”
"Oh? I assumed you only got involved with this because you wanted to fuck everything up, but if not my mistake."
"Not the correct choice of words, but sure, something like that"
"Oh, so you want to fuck everyone up, my mistake."
He raised an eyebrow in interest, giving her a look that meant he wanted to know more. "Dismantle what exactly?"
"Oh? I assumed you only got involved with this because you wanted to fuck everything up, but if not my mistake."
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"Speak for yourself, I'm a loose cannon remember? they don't know what'll happen if they try."
Sarah sighs. She'd given up long ago trying to understand why Robert pushed himself into his role and she wasn't going to start again. "Yeah, but you do. And we both know you need money. So I'm offering you a way to get that money. If you don't want it, you don't have to take it, but it's there for you. And also," Sarah leans in close like she's telling a secret, "You can't dismantle something you're on the outside of."
He smirked with a hint of arrogance. "You're right, but a man has his honor and I refuse to suck up to anyone, and White, is a man I don't know how to deal with. Honestly I think I'm expendable to him. I'm not as loyal as someone like you, or I don't pretend if that's the case" he laughed loud enough to draw everyone else's attention.
Sarah glanced over her shoulder to see that, oh hey everyone's fucking listening to them now. Fan-fucking-tastic. She lowers her voice and says, "Expendable or not, shut the fuck up. Holy shit you're going to get us killed one of these days. And I'm not loyal." She scrunched up her face and spat the word.
"Everyone and their twelve year old brother does that. I don’t see how repeating the internet would be creative." If anything it was be the personification of un-creativeness, bowing to the social media’s network of humor. Then again, she did say ‘hella’ a lot. "Besides, I don’t have any sunglasses."
She shrugs, "Hey you were asking for suggestions. And everyone copies shit they saw online. That's how memes are made.
"Duly noted, but do you think I'd be able to keep a normal job when I'm not even given many in my actually field" he knew how everyone viewed him like you had no self control, in truth he just felt it was better pretend he was more behaved then he actually felt like being. His real nature was still a mystery.
"You're not given any because you don't just sit down and do your shit. You're too argumentative for them and refuse to accept authority, which, while I do admire, makes them worry too much. The reason why you still get jobs is because you're damn good. Honestly if you went into some militia and kissed enough ass, you'd rise up the ranks quick as shit." Sarah knew him long enough to know he'd never do that and it was honestly more of a joke than anything. "Alternatively you could also do a couple jobs for White and keep trying to destroy civilization."
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"You know very well I don’t do anything for the higher ups unless no one else can handle it." It was well known that Robert wasn’t keen on following orders and hated doing what someone else can handle. "Besides, I blew all money on my last month of rent."
"Which is why you get jobs. And having jobs that you can waste a Thursday night on is a lot better than a 9 to 5 and you know it. And there are a few jobs like that that need to be done." They're just not calling you because you're too much of a loose cannon is what Sarah decides is best to leave out.
He leaned back and laughed. “You think me of all people, have money? That’s refreshing.”
"Yeah well, its not like I do either. Honestly I was going to use that money I just spent to buy food for a week but then you literally ate it up." Sarah tries to wipe off her pants, unsuccessfully. "And if you really need money so bad, just call up the Boss. I'm sure they have something for you to do, especially with your skills." It's what she did.
He reached for a chocolate chip frappe at the adjacent table and poured it on her. A very cold debuff. “Please.”
"Ah!" Sarah screamed and then reconsidered, "Actually I will take you somewhere. I'm taking you to the mall and you're going to buy me clothes. Right now. Go."
His eyes widened. He received a +30 Adorability increase.
Her frown deepened with a 66% Seriousness buff.
"No."
His expression intensified. He refused to lose in a stare down.
Sarah stood up and leaned over the table to glare at him. Her staring received a +15 glare bonus.