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Beep boop! Hellow!! O_o
My name is Pheno and I like drawing, singing and rambling, which will be the main things I'll do on this blog :3.
I am, in fact, a minor, so please keep everything SFW!!
I'm here to make friends and share my work occasionally, so I'll be happy to interact with all of you <3
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Oi Oi Oi..... I've been concocting stuff
Guess who actually started reading shit
I might've concocted a silly little Ghost hunting AU in my twisted, fucked up raisin of a brain
Idk, should I pursue this somehow??? (My motivation is usually low so idk how often I'd update shit.... And I'm NOT emotionally stable enough to make a comic)
Once more, God forbid I keep a consistent artstyle
(I later changed Lestrade's design, my bad 🔥)
God forbid I keep a consistent artstyle💕
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
y- you were putting it in cold water?????
Radish. Answer the question radish.
yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason
You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???
[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]
why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it
Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove
Its takes less than a minute
Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun
How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove
Like seven minutes
Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…
Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted
Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic
Yet another post that reads like four shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief
(Enter RADISHN’T, MOTHMAN MISATO, BOIMG FROG and CATS'N RAINCOATS, stage left. They are having a HEATED DISCUSSION.)
RADISHN’T: Prithee, which one of you had planned to tell
Of diff'rent flavours gained by simple act
Of brewing tea with water hot, not cold?
MOTHMAN: Egad! you poured the water cold? Wherefore?!
FROG: An answer from you, Radish, I must beg.
RADISHN’T: Indeed I did, dear friends - why does this shock?
Without the guide of others I assumed
That heat was merely added for the sake
Of expediting this solution’s brewing!
Half a decade I have spent, or more,
Not questioning this worldview I had made.
In fact, I am myself a bit surprised
That you might think that I, your dearest friend,
Might have a patience of sufficient stock
To wait until a pot of water boils.
FROG: Three minutes overtaxes patience so?
The microwave will beep when it is done!
CATS'N: My friend, this answer vexes me the more!
Can it be true that thou dost boil by nuke?!
FROG: Are you in turn, my friend, so shocked to know
That I have not the patience, like our Root,
To boil upon the stove our favour’d drink?
CATS'N: It takes less than a minute!
FROG: On what plate?
Perhaps your dinner cooks atop the sun?
CATS'N: How long can take your stove to fill the task
Of boiling but a single cup alone?
FROG: In minutes?
CATS'N: Yes!
FROG: I counted seven, once.
CATS'N: Perhaps you ought to have your timepiece checked!
If on a middle heat you place the cup
You soon will have the scalding drink you crave.
Two minutes, in a mug upon the plate
Or even less, if you should have a pot.
FROG: You cause me tears - is this how thou dost live?
You place upon the iron stove a mug?
A mug, ceramic, filled with water cold?
How do these flames, though medium in height,
Not shatter like a glass this fragile thing?
Surely, then, your kitchen is bewitched
With magicks far beyond the mortal ken!
(The FOUR realise they have wandered into the THRONE ROOM. The ROYAL COURT watches with fascination.)
KING: Ev'ry single person in this group must be a fucking lunatic, it seems.
I’m sorry but the THOUGHT that has been put into this, I actually CAN’T—
The fact that nearly every line is so metrically considered- near perfect iambic pentameter witb the occasional trochee for emphasis, but usually retaining a strong sense of rhythm nonetheless. And then the king comes in at the end, so wound in his disbelief that his response is reduced to prose.
And the even better thing about this is how easy it would have been to structure the king’s line into iambic pentameter: it is effectively already said as such because of the way wizardlyghost has phrased it, yet they haven’t!! They did not break the line, rendering what, by all typically of both Shakespearean canon and other periods context should be the character with the most command and authority in the whole play. If there was ever a more effective way to convey a genuine “what the fuck??”, I know of it not.
But it gets better!! Shakespeare regularly uses meter in order to represent class divide; the nobility usually speak in iambic pentameter, save for a few particularly chosen moments (e.g. Lady Macbeth’s descent into madness, Othello’s realisation of Desdemona’s “betrayal”) or just lines where Shakespeare needs to suggest high emotion or when a character is lost in thought. Supernatural characters like the fairies in A Midsummer Night’s Dream and the Witches in Macbeth usually speak in trochaic tetrameter, an inversion of iambic pentameter. Lower class characters, particularly those used for comic relief (usually under the influence of alcohol), speak with no structure at all: their language is plain prose. Therefore, if this is a conversation between these types of characters, as the prompt from silvergirachi suggests, why the hell are the characters speaking so eloquently???
Now, this is Tumblr. It is subsequently logical to assume that this may have merely been a humorous recreation (and a very good one at that) of the Shakespearean style in a way that is widely recognisable to an audience that may or may not have read a great deal of Shakespeare, which is understandable. However, logic is boring so I’m going to probe further into this to the point where future historians will look to this as an example of overanalysing.
The inherent eloquence of the characters here suggests an unusual subversion of the roles typically assumed in Shakespearean comedy. This could be interpreted along two major avenues: firstly, that the rhetoric displayed by the speakers is fundamentally representative of how truth can be expected even from the most seemingly pointless or ludicrous discussions. Furthermore, it could suggest that it matters not how well constructed your speeches are: if you talk bullshit, it’s going to sound that way despite your attempts to hide it.
This is similar but not identical to the second avenue of interpretation: there is the implication that the noblemen in the play are in fact the comic relief characters, therefore implying that the “common people” of the play are the ones whose influence, though not expressed in such a highly spoken manner, makes a lot more sense than whatever the hell this is. If this was a real Shakespeare play, I would call it a subtle exploration into the innate corruption of the rich and powerful. Well done, op.
Now, I doubt any of this is actually grounded analysis in any way, shape or form, but if someone else can take this to the extremes of writing a Shakespearean scene, why can I not analyse it as such? And where else to do so than Tumblr?
im in tears i didnt think anyone would put this much analysis into this‚ thank you so much
i also like that everyone else gets a version of their handle and then tumblr user pidoop is promoted to king
tag game!
Your last emojis are your gender
🇺🇲👍
Uh
@erikaskblog @fymo-blogs
💕👏
Bravo me, I guess??
@rissiezcupz @gayfurbyboi
There is not an original thought bouncing around in my skull, so you get:
Sherlock and John hanging dolls
your last 5 FACELESS emoji are your new aesthetic now, is it good?
yes
no
it matches my real aesthetic
could be worse
Results
✨🪿👍👈👉
I guess I'm a goose now
👏💔💜💀🥝... WHAT DOES THIS MEAN HELP WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
🍞 this is my only emoji I've used...
🪑❤️🎂🤍👍
🦢🦆🪿 were close behind.
I'll take jt
💖⬅️✨🎀🎩
wha- what..
😨🙏🍀🍋🟩🐸
I like that, I like it very much
people i would like to know better
tagged by: @engin-miskunn
tagging: @wvyld , @cinderedrose , @marvinprefect42
picrew link
last song listened to: vera lynn - we'll meet again
currently watching: nothing
last movie: thelma and louise
currently reading: azara by ana iriarte
sweet/spicy/savory: i'm bisexual you can't make me choose....
relationship status: in a relationship :]
last thing i googled: "ransomes & rapier ipswich"
currently working on: yaoi images and a cosplay thing for a friend (blue girl from kill la kill)
People I would like to know better
Tagged by: @daysofauldlangsyne
Tagging: @generation-of-vipers, @x-d34d-f1sh-x, @laurel-lane, @starstyledbunny, @heyhowzitgoinmydudes
Picrew:
Hello. The clothes' colours can be changed. Please let me know if you've any issues / queries / concerns / suggestions / hate mail. Personal
Last song listened to: Wrong Side of Heaven by 5 Finger Death Punch
Currently watching: nothing lol
Last movie: Star Wars A New Hope
Currently reading: book one of the Thrawn Ascendancy, some poetry collections, probably a few others I forgot lol
Sweet/spicy/savory: all of them, mostly savory and spicy
Relationship status: im taken :D and I love my nerd boyfriend sm
Last thing I googled: "how bad is an electric eel shock"
Currently working on: artfight revenges that will in fact be late as hell (so sorry @daysofauldlangsyne @inkdoe @laurel-lane @starstyledbunny but they'll be here in august 😭) and a kotor novelization
People I would like to know better!!
Hello. The clothes' colours can be changed. Please let me know if you've any issues / queries / concerns / suggestions / hate mail. Personal
Tags : @fooiscool @heyhowzitgoinmydudes @scrapplescribbles @lelkokkay and anyone else who sees this that wants to join in!!
Last song listened to: damn the man, save the empire by pierce the veil!
Currently watching: the boys (💔)
Last movie: Midsommar
Currently reading: I’m rereading I who have never known men by Jacqueline Harpman
Sweet/spicy/savory: spicy fr
Relationship status: taken!
Last thing I googled: “faery legends of Avalon” 😭
Currently working on: mainly music but I’ve got a few art pieces in the works too!!
Tysm for the tag 🩷
ooo thanks for the tag
(the joke is i dont fish (the shark is safe with me))
last song listened to: cure from alien stage (btw speaking of alien stage HAHA TOLD YOU SO -a till stan)
currently watching: star trek ds9
last movie: the way it was like a couple days ago im pretty sure and i genuinely dont remember 💀
currently reading: i fear i do not read as much as i should or as much as i used to
sweet/spicy/savory: i will eat almost anything that is placed in front of me but im partial to savory (sweet is a close second)
relationship status: single
last thing i googled: have you ever seen a penguin at the sea (it was so i could find the words to this theater warmup from high school and maybe teach it to the kids at the summer camp i work at 😭)
edit: shit i forgot what im working on: fairfable, getting back into my gildamore phase finally, also some music stuff
people i would like to know better @woodlandstarz13 @birchtheknight @villain-life @n0turexosk3llington
@lelkokkay you already got tagged and i am tagging you again
@novaluna7189 i already know a lot about you but you can do the fun tag game thing too :)
TYSM FOR THE TAG!
last song listened to: heather-conan gray
currently watching: past life smp tehe,, but uhhh also house!
last movie: uhh i watched the first part of the billy joel documentary :)
currently reading: idk man i js read fan fics < 13
sweet/spicy/savory: hmmm savory
relationship status: ..ANYWAY LMAO
last thing i googled: uhhh think i looked up a markiplier video?? Imao
currently working on: uhhh ig ive been focusing on stuff for my ocs lately :) but as soon as i get my ipad back im doing an art trade :pp
tags: @amethysttable @confused-93 @bennieland @viddles-is-a-nerd @fledgeheart @circuitsolder @dalakite + open tags + no pressure!!
I’m actually listening to music rn but last song was: Roses -Jenna Raine
Currently watching: omg so much but mostly Supernatural, Empires smp season 2, and Saiki K :>
Last movie: Coraline prolly
Currently reading: also so much… but most recent is Sherlock Holmes, The Hounds of Baskerville
Sweet, spicy, savory: savory 100% I can’t handle spice and I don’t like overly sweet things
Relationship status: …single 🧡💛🤍🩵💙
Last thing I googled: Supernatural full series dvd set
Currently working on: a pile of revenge for art fight and I just started making some new ocs :] oh also my Halloween costume a bit
tagsssss: @the-parmesan-seeker @deerdoeb @gummy-fishies @liamnottherose @kittieshauntedourfantasy /nf
Meowww
Last song: "Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In!" by Will Wood and the Tapeworms
Currently watching: Squid Game season 2 and American Dad
Last movie: Ride the Cyclone, if it counts. If not Idfk
Currently reading: Nothing lol
Sweet, spicy, savory: UH definitely not spicy I HATE spicy... Probably savory I guess
Relationship status: Taken. Heh.
Last thing I googled: Gigi Perez Sailor Song (I was educating my partner)
Currently working on: Artfight (you should attack me) and TDUSA which you should ASK ME ABOUT. Heh.
@xxgalacticambitionsxx @ari-the-silly @ari-the-meow @thebutterflyoficeandwisteria @everydayknifeday and anyone else who wants to join!
Last Song: FIRE4FUN by Jhariah
Currently watching: literally nothing
Last Movie: Imitation Game
Currently reading: nothing currently
Sweet/spicy/savoury: sweet
Relationship status: single
Last thing I googled: my shot lyrics 😔
Currently working on: learning python, also learning how to render better. Also the novel
@trisaratops42 @ricky-067 @hipsterslikedmymagicbeans @in-your-wallz @milestonekestrel @fish-without-legs @writing-books-is-fun
last song:
currently watching: also nothing tbh, don't have any streaming services atm and don't have anything I wanna watch enough to pirate
last movie: watched the new fantastic four literally yesterday so :) [yours is so good I liked imitation game!!]
currently reading: I have a bunch of books I'm like halfway through but the only things I'm currently reading are comic books
sweet/spicy/savory: idk, not spicy, I am a weakling.
relationship status: why does every single one of these things ask this 😭 but in a relationship :)
last thing I googled: don't use google often, but I last searched for fantastic four on wikipedia
currently working on: finishing up veryvery last minute artfight stuff mostly!
@eggzeroni @twoandahalfdimes @gayfurbyboi if yall wanna :)
Last song: I've kinda forgotten about music lately cause I've been a lil stressed :l tho I think the last song I listened to was "tell ur girlfriend"
Currently watching: All Is Well (it's Chinese but Idk wot the characters are u-u)
Last movie: The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty!!! :D
currently reading: lol same as prev, I am reading The Baker and The Bard comic rn tho :D
sweet/spicy/savoury: sweet fr. I like a lot of savoury stuff ofc but I am a sugar fiend. if it's sweet it tastes good imo even if the flavours aren't balanced and it's objectively not that great lol
relationship status: s i n g l e m c s i n g l e t o n
last thing I googled: koalas to the max . com but not google google stinks I use duck duck gooooo
currently working on: ref sheet for my ocs, and also making my ocs more interesting :3
@apazwtsn @cats-fluorescent @kalikayart @phenomentastic2 @ceciliajay
Last song: Bubble Pop Electric
Currently Watching: Supernatural!! :3
Last Movie: Deadpool & Wolverine
Currently Reading: I got my grubby little hands on the Sherlock Holmes books so I'm finally reading through the canon!! >:)
Sweet/spicy/savoury: Savoury/umami!!! I could literally live off of cheese and hummus 💔
Relationship status: single.... 💔💔
Last thing I Googled: "What are antlers made out of?"
Currently working on: an original iteration on Sherlock (he's public domain, baby!!) but AO3 is bugging like crazy (I'm cringe but I'm free)
People I'd like to get to know better: @gayfurbyboi @c4yp71d (idk who else to put)
I wish gay people were real
Sherlock design (again)!!! It's just a silly personal use design for my own made up au, but I feel like he's pretty so... Yeah 👍
Plus little bonus freak:
Layout inspired by @scribblewasp!!! Go and show them love💕
Criticism is welcomed and encouraged!
(I love Ibispaint so much)
Same thing as this but w/ John!!!
Also, matching ADHD creature John, just as a treat
Sherlock design (again)!!! It's just a silly personal use design for my own made up au, but I feel like he's pretty so... Yeah 👍
Plus little bonus freak:
Layout inspired by @scribblewasp!!! Go and show them love💕
Criticism is welcomed and encouraged!
(I love Ibispaint so much)
Fanart I guess??
@scribblewasp @theillustratedadventuresofsh
Ooooh I like this diva a lot
A dream(?) I had half-asleep rendered into a poorly made nonsensical meme
(context: I'm tired as fuq and on a roadtrip and while falling asleep (with music on) I genuinely thought that Spamton would change my song and I woke myself up in a panic)
I am sick to the head
I FORGOT HIS FUCKING TAIL
