ColdEggSandwich

Barbecue chicken alert TW: A LOT OF VENTS HERE, I am here to help but I have my own problems too. I love Jamiroquai, Wes Anderson, Radiohead

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HAPPY PRIDE

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The view from halfway down

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This is the place

Sit down

You’re safe here

Empty all your pockets

Because its timeeee to come home.

Fish are BELLY UP?

AIR CONDITIONING?

Ouch

FUCK omg never talk to me again

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First time a movie made me feel something 8 years old.

2018 and it stuck with me

Its why i love Wez anderson, my favourite film, possibly still is now. Isle of dogs. I have definitely mentioned it, its just like, well thats a dog, he is a Japanese boy called Atari, she is a white girl with curly hair, they dont understand but they are trying to work together.

My favourite thing about it

“Im not a violent dog, i dont know why i bite” ANIMAL NATURE FUCKING HELL ahaha

Always makes me cry.

I watched it with my girlfriend and one of my best friends today. I cried but it got me through a lot, hurt too bad to watch . I love it so much , thank you Wez Anderson

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Can i just say this is so iconic, like cmon

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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

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For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

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@oneshoeshort

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IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

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Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

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btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

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REBLOG

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F U C K I N G

R E B L O G

T H I S

W H E N E V E R

Y O U   S E E   T H I S

O N   Y O U R   D A S H

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UM

R E B L O G

I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE

R E B L O G

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i felt like this was important idk

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PLEASE REBLOG!

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In Canada, 1-844-764-7669 will connect you with a national poison control center

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I found a list of poison center contact numbers around the world

Region1 Country Name of centre Address 1 Address 2 Address 3 Address 4 City Postal code Administrative telephone Fax Emergency telephone Ema

[onehelluvacritic]

Take me to the emergency room and call poison control. 😓

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Y’know when you’re just so happy you can’t breathe.

*Hold your breath for as long as humanly possible during this time until someone realises*

Jokes! I like breathing! When I can…

Ventriloquists like their jobs because they can say something they would never say…

*Do ventriloquism with your hand here .. (“or do they.?)

Then look at the audience in fear *

“Time flies by when you’re having fun?” Then I must be having a terrible life because I’m… terribly slow-…

I like dreaming about being a comedian because I wanna make people laugh. That’s hard to do

Ooh dont joke about sad things.. that will make me laugh… what?

Houdini was a magician

Houdini is dead…. Or is he?

Was his death a final act

The DISAPPEARANCE

THIS ISN’T A JOKE ITS A THEORY

Nope.. I sound like Phil Dunphy

When I wasn’t even born yet my name was going to be Dylan.. shame it wasn’t because I’m a dopey little bitch who plays a guitar, it would’ve fit me well..

Hope everybody gets my very niche reference to Modern Family.

Who cares Hayley and… I won’t spoil anything for you..

Goodnight!

Oh my god Modern Family came out in 2009. The year before I was born. It’s ok it took Mitch longer.

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You need help? Send it out to the void, screaming and maybe getting an echo back can give you some hope you didn’t know about <3

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AHHHHJ AHHHGGGG AHHHH HELP JOB APPLICATION!!!! I scream being the only one of my friends who’s employed

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Things I’m pretty sure I can only say under the context of drawing my ocs:

Ohhh I love when I can perfectly fit rectangles inside that boy

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Yknow you’re in that prime time for drawing when it’s so late to the point that your eyes hurt, your offline download playlist has restarted, and every time you look at your screen you are hallucinating a head poking around your doorway

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Did nobody ever tell you raisins taste better in Novemberr

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I hate being overly emotionally sensitive because if one of my friends looks at me in a way that I perceive as uncomfortable I think that they hate me and secretly never want to see me ever again and like shoot me or something idk

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Fit checks for holidays:

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TRUTH!!!