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How the fuck does this have so little notes?!
āHYPOTHETICALā MY ASS!!!
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Often, rules are put in place because theyāre necessary.
How the fuck does this have so little notes?!
āHYPOTHETICALā MY ASS!!!
His e-mail is [email protected] he checks it in public libraries btw
Letās share this post cause we gotta take care of us as no one else will.
Todd from HR. Chad from accounting. Steve in sales. Mike the office manager.
someone on twitter said this how gabrielle union acts in all her moviesĀ
Someone please help me unsee that comment
i love my mom. no matter what we go through, no matter how much we argue, because i know, at the end, sheāll always be there
@sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)
Listen, Josh is fed the fuck up.
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Rigamaroll! I was so prepared for a curse word, and he came up with rigamaroll!! ššš
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A majority of the population will see some form of tax decrease if the Republican Tax bill passes, at first.Ā But by 2027, almost everyone making under $75,000 a year will see a tax increase while the tax cuts on the Wealthy would be permanent.
This is a perfect example of the bait and switch.Ā
Evidence indicates that there's no good reason to spend eight hours in the office.
Itās a yes from us too.
I agree wholeheartedly agree, Science.
Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious⦠Here goes.
So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but sheās here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and Iām pretty sure thatās the first time sheās seen us be affectionate, thatās neither here nor there.
So today she tells Dale sheās āuncomfortableā here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesnāt like living with lesbians, cause itās not ānormalā, so now Iām pissed. Then, Dale goes, āwell you donāt live here, so it shouldnāt be a problem, just stop coming overāā¦things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she wonāt leave our houseā¦.she locked herself in Dales room.
So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, ācall every lesbian you know, weāre smoking this bitch out!ā Then turns around and whips his robe like a capeā¦
And thatās the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales roomā¦
Holy shit.
This is glorious
I like Dale. Heād break up with a bigoted girlfriend and he wears bathrobes like a cape. Not everyone would wear a bathrobe like a cape.
Some heros wear capes
I need everyone to watch this Iām smiling so fucking big
DO NOT FUCKING IGNORE
THIS IS THE BEST THING IāVE SEEN TODAY.Ā
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āTurtle turns its back to a shark to prevent being eaten.ā
YEET!
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at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like āis your last name Duck?ā and he got really nervous and he was like āoh nobodys ever uhh noticed beforeā¦. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorryā
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White girls calling out black men now? Sad
any Black handmaiden who has a problem with this drag is a bum
āTheyāre evolvingā
You better read & dragšš½šš½
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I grew up hearing that thunder meant āSatan was beating his wifeā
Rain was the angels crying.
I donāt remember what lightning meantā¦
For me it was if the sun is out and it starts raining, the Devil is beating his wife š©
Women need to wise up to be honest, if your husband cheats on you, leave him and let him keep the kids. Because for so long men have been cheating on their wives and then messing up her life to be a single mother, but in 2017 what weāre doing is SELF-PRESERVATION. Let him have custody of the kids, that way you get to live your life and HE has to deal with the consequences of destroying his family. That way he wonāt be able to live the single child-free bachelor life. No way.Ā