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rendezvousaveclamort a réagi à votre billet : yearly reminder that gerard loved/loves his...

…I know.

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yearly reminder that gerard loved/loves his (ex)wife

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cervclle a réagi à votre billet : cervclle a réagi à votre billet : ...

“Get off the floor, you’re in the way.”

   “No.”

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cervclle a réagi à votre billet :   He’s lying face down on the ground.

/nudges him with her foot

muffled groan.

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  He’s lying face down on the ground.

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coyotefaced‌ :

“ gerard, i love this division. i still love it, i love the bond we share, but  if i could wait that long to do anything with you, i would ”

   “Aha! Fair enough. I suppose we will just have to find something to do until then... how do drinks sound? I’ve gotten better at holding my liquor, you know. The whole artificial heart nonsense will do that to you.”

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coyotefaced‌ :

“ if you ain’t any kind of criminal havin’ run with us, i might as well be the dalai lama ” there’s only a hint of venom to his voice, the merciful kind that swells and itches and annoys and barely brushes with ‘if you were someone else, i could have killed you’. that venom is saved for friends, for innocent folk.  

he pats back. " you’d think so, right? story for another time ”

   Something is telling Gerard that raising an eyebrow is a sign of some sort of ignorance on his part. Something is also telling him that the little amused snort escaping him is a-okay and a better way to assert his lax mood. After all, he’s not sure on a lot of details, to say the least.    “Another time? Am I going to have to wait until we’re both dead or when we’ve transcended the concept of mortality all together?”

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cervclle‌ :

                “They are not empty. They simply haven’t been fulfilled… yet.”

   “So when will I expect this? Tomorrow? In 5 years?”

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cervclle‌ :

Her own words do not seem to concern her in the slightest.

                 “Yes. It makes your knees a much easier target.”

   “...ah... but you know I don’t care about empty threats!” More hair ruffling it is!

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cervclle‌ :

                “Maybe. Maybe not. Did you know that you can live without one of your lungs, a kidney, your spleen, appendix, gall bladder, adenoids, tonsils, several of your lymph nodes, the fibula bone from each of your legs, and six of your ribs? Of course, you’d have to survive the removal of each. Theoretically, I could remove around forty-five percent of your total body mass and you could potentially still live.”

She smacks his hand away.

“...”

“...”

“...”

“...”

   “Did you know that you’re short?”

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cervclle‌ :

                “I graduated first in my class, where I learned how to cut up body parts with precision. Touch my hair again and you’re losing more than just a hand.”

he’s touching her hair again.

“what are you going to do? kill me?”

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revcille replied to your post: Ruffles up her hair and walks away quickly-

“You could but I removed it before you could. Street smarts!”

                “I don’t think that phrase means what you think it means.”

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   “trust me, i graduated third in my class. i know what street smarts are. and i have them.” he returns. to pat her head. and then walk back away.

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coyotefaced‌ :

He throws an arm around him, gently bringing him around. 

“ y’know, lacroix– i’m a well traveled man. i’ve been most everywhere in this wide, wide world and i haven’t anyone who is as slippery with words as you are. you’re a goddamn eel in an oil pit, no wonder we have…  had, astute, brave men like you ”

   “Still a flatterer, I see!” He snorts, giving him a pat to the arm-- hesitantly. Was that metal? That’s metal. The fuck.

   “Ah, watch it. Any more slippery and I’d feel like a criminal! But enough about me. You still haven’t answered my question! How has my favourite pistol wielding sniper doing? This, uhm.” And he pats that arm again, with courtesy of course.  “Starting fashion trends again?”

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coyotefaced‌ :

“ not as well as you do! ”

   “Ah, but you see, it is all about how much finesse you put into it. But no one has time for finesse these days. In and out of the fire, no? And look! You did it all without dying!”

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coyotefaced‌ :

“ i see being dead’s done nothing to dull your sharp tongue, i’m wounded ”

   “Yeah, yeah, hello wounded, I’m Dead, how have you been. Still making crowds angry everywhere you go?”

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coyotefaced‌ :

“ so is that why you’re so full of horseshit? that’s all they could do to keep your skin upright? ”

   “....alright. Seeing as how I don’t have a good enough insult to sling your way.... fuck you, McCree.”

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"Did you know that if you die before turning fifty that the U.N. harnesses your body for bio-fuel? They don’t, but it would be one way to save the environment.”