Darth Tittious

Never tell me the odds.

[reverendboiles]

Every time you call me crazy

I get more crazy

What about that?

And when you say I seem angry

I get more angry

Look at how my tears ricochet.

[pedromirfilho]

[death-by-lulz]

Key to success.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Some Jedi apprentices probably tried to masturbate with the force.

[kylokyber-deactivated20190809]

Stills of Daisy Ridley as Rey in Star Wars Ep VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

[tayter-swift]

In conclusion: Taylor Swift will always prove the skeptics wrong

[unicornships]

Compilation of all the times Toph called Aang his best nickname ever, in chronological order. Sorry Aang, you’ll forever be known as Twinkle Toes.

[sokkable]

[foodffs]

Gruesome Human Candy Teeth {+Tutorial For Making Silicon Molds!}

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[f-o-o-d-p-o-r-n]

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[thenarddog]

[death-by-lulz]

#RELATIONSHIPGOALS

[just-shower-thoughts]

The security guard at a Samsung store is essentially the Guardian of the Galaxies.

[just-shower-thoughts]

In a few years Hollywood will make a movie about the sexual abuse and scandals in Hollywood.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Horton heard a Who, and Cindy Lou is a Who, then the Grinch is super tiny

[just-shower-thoughts]

First, we’re taught ‘P’ is “Puh” and 'H’ is “Hhh”. Then we’re taught 'PH’ is “fuh”. THEN we meet someone named 'Stephen’.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Rooms with round doorknobs are good for trapping raptors and people who just moisturised their hands.