putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce
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putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce
Started skyrim for the first time! This is my dragonborn Marla
Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.
I don't care if she commits atrocities, bro, she's justified by the narrative
(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?
I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes
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I found this on twitter by user Kingfisher & Wombat. https://twitter.com/UrsulaV/status/1568685612168892423?cxt=HHwWjsC-2ZjQi8UrAAAA Thought it was too good not to share. First comic in quite a while that’s got me in tears, ‘cos it felt like hope, and, well, what with everything…
Of course, it’s from @ursula-vernon. I should have recognized.
Thank you.
coding got me saying shit like “target the child” “assign its class” “override its inheritance” like the third wife of a dying oil baron discovering his of-age son born out of wedlock
could you please slow down
from you, my friend, I ask just one thing ● shine your light in eventide ● companion till all hope has died ● until life and death will reunite - Eventide (Kamelot)
The Statues That Do Not Weather
For Sas, another story about helping.
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There is a statue on the cliffs overlooking the harbour, of a man shading his eyes with one hand and looking out over the sea.
They say that when invaders came, a man went up to the cliffs, and prayed to the gods. He offered them his own life to save his people. The gods accepted his sacrifice, and a great fire burned across the water, sinking all the ships. The man became stone, and ever since then he has stood on the cliffs, looking out at ships that sank long ago.
There is a statue that stands in the center of the town, of an old woman with both hands held up before her, palm out.
They say that when invaders came again, a woman stood in the middle of the square, and ordered them to halt. She reminded them of the great fire that sank the ships years before, and called on the gods to strike down any man who took one more step, though it cost her life. The gods accepted her sacrifice, and the invaders who stepped forward became water, running back down the hill towards the sea and soaking the boots of the men behind them. The survivors fled in fear, and the woman became stone, her feet set among the cobbles, her hands raised to stop invaders long gone.
There is a statue that stands by the road that runs past our village, of a young woman holding a basket.
They say that when brigands came upon the village in the teeth of a hard winter, starving and desperate, a woman saw them coming and offered them the food in her basket. They mocked her, saying that so little would not feed them for a day. She, too, called on the gods, and she, too, was answered. She made a bargain with their leader, that every man would turn back when he had all the food he could carry. From that one basket, she filled every bandit’s hands and sacks with food until he could carry no more. When she had filled even the leader’s hands, she bowed her head and became stone, her basket empty at last. The bandits kept to their bargain, and never troubled the village again.
We all know these stories. We all know why those people became stone, stone that does not weather.
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Dalinar: Did you have to stab Sadeas? Adolin: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me. Dalinar: What did he say? Adolin: "What are you going to do, stab me?" Dalinar: That’s fair.
LOVE when a video game protag is called a title. The Warden, the Watcher, the Exile…. Yessss be defined by a concept greater than yourself that will ultimately overtake your life
you have to post about your ocs. even if you get zero notes. if your ocs are lame its even more imperative you post about them.
Study of a cat I once saw in Sopot, Poland.
proud to say that I have never once in my life figured out the whodunit in any crime story I've read or watched. I just let the facts and clues wash over me, absorbing absolutely none of it. I am the audience they think of when they throw in red herrings, in case you've ever wondered "who would fall for this obvious false lead". it's me. I am the idiot viewer/reader. not once has an obviously framed clue revealed anything to me. my head is completely empty when I consume these stories.
Yes, this. But I also feel like the trend in contemporary whodunnits, —written, it seems, with the idea that the audience making sense of where the plot is going is bad somehow— has been to set up crimes that are unsolvable until the end of the movie, when the flashbacks drop, and it all turns out to be an unguessable Rube Goldberg machine of errors and stabbing.
(And if it’s a streaming show, it’s the kid. It’s always the little kid)