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Has anyone spit realer fax

they called him a psycho killer for this

watch out it could happen to you too (falling in love with one specific live version of a song that is only available as a poor quality youtube video)

#whyyyyyy is the like a version of bluejuice covering video games NOT on streaming #like you can get it on the like a version cd for that year but it's not on itunes OR streaming #i have to watch the potato quality upload on youtube #but. i have just now discovered that some wonderful person uploaded it to soundcloud #bless them

frawgs

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead

#this came out clear as day in george's voice in my head

ishimarukiyotaka

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!”

ishimarukiyotaka

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

missybunno-deactivated20260510

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

prokopetz

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

#flowers for algernon :((((#a series of unfortunate events #someone mentioned paul jennings 'un-' series (i.e unreal or unbelievable) which defs fucked me up #the one i think about a lot is about a superhero who can only keep his powers so long as he keeps drinking soup #naughty stories for good boys and girls by christopher milne for sure #the thing is most of these weren't beyond my reading level (i was an advanced reader) but i just didn't realise how fucked up some were #oh and the just! series by andy griffiths

sawed-on-shotgun

really spectacular

nalgenebottle-deactivated201706

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?