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Reviews of the reviews you know how it is

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This is a review for The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas. CAUTION: Don’t read this review if you dislike ignorant uses of the word “abortion”

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This is another review for the movie Home. Call me crazy, but i don't think that this guy actually wanted to love this movie... or he would have loved it. This was probably a review written by someone who is angry at Dreamworks studios for stopping the making of Shrek movies, and trust me, I’m right there with them, but don't take it out on Home. OK??

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It is what it is. This 43 year-old-man reviewed the movie Home and left me asking myself: why did a 43 year-old-man watch this movie then feel the need to review it in over 300 words? I think this review is probably helpful for adults debating whether to watch this movie with their children or check their emails. 

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I mean, I see why this review for the show The Ranch was voted most useful. It contains relatable and valuable information that would assist a viewer on the question: do I watch this? Overall good review. 

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This is a review for the movie This is Where I Leave You I think this reviewer googled synonyms for every word that he used in this. Trying too hard to sound educated if you ask me. Sorry Scott Foundas but you’re just here to review a movie, don’t use condescending and pretentious diction please. 

[cassiuspascal]

Leonardo DiCaprio gets attacked by a penguin during a trip to the Arctic in 2006

[cassiebones]

"OMG MR DICAPRIO I’M A HUGE—OMG ARE YOU ALRIGHT?"

[rebellious-fae-deactivated20190]

Oscar worthy

[ptolemaic]

i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey

[ptolemaic]

so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”

[legalwifi]

please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting 

[ameridan-ghilain]

Do it for the vine, Romeo

Mercutio, probably (via officialnewsies)

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