Raven Baxter, psychic

not basic. just a bitch. twittah @aharrybuttcraic

[ptolemaic]

i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey

[ptolemaic]

so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”

[imabaxterbitch]

James 4:12...

... But you- who are you to judge your neighbor?

[champagnepadre]

2012 was so crazy….

[fall-out-boy]

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[oskarschells-moved-deactivated2]

[pleatedjeans]

[swamp-songs]

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

[noirbettie]

This is legitimately comforting.

[imabaxterbitch]

I actually feel so much better

[stolenwine]

Your arms feelmore like homethan any houseever did.

i am entirely whole, here (via im-sad-lets-have-sex)

[gothicprep]

i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun

[lowinterest]

[imabaxterbitch]

bahh

[1985panties-deactivated20160426]

what the fuck

[3-small-dogs]

Im still convinced this entire movie was a mass hallucination

[imabaxterbitch]

HAHAHA I NEED TO REWATCH THIS MOVIE

[sextronautt]

how can lawyers argue without crying 

[the-gingerdancer]

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

[kou-sen]

"he has been found guilty”

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

[wecantchange]

who is allowign someone to leak 1d tracks using this

[imabaxterbitch]

Im finally at the age where i could date What Makes You Beautiful Harry... But he aged too so that sucks

[warbyparker]

[thecatacombkid-deactivated20120]

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

[davvvd]

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

[10083348-deactivated20150720]

every romantic teen movie

*girl plays acoustic guitar and sings*

guy: wow…you’re..you’re amazing you can really sing

girl: :) thanks. i haven’t sang since my mom died

[smullingar]

here we are again, the annual one direction album leak, but this time we don’t have high quality audio