Moving it off the original guilt trip/vent post so it'll be less :( to look at
Mister... Missus... And what's the nonbinary option?
My absolute favorite is Magister as a third!
Misters, Misses, Magisters. (Majers? Like majors)
Mr. Ms. Mg. (M ih jh -> Mij (emphasis on M, j ends sharply. Alt of Mig, (mih gh) but I prefer mij.)
Men, women, magen (M ae jh eh n -> MaeJen (Emphasis equally split between syllables) Alt form of just mah gehn, or m ah jh eh n. Needs workshopping.)
Dada, Mama, Gaga, (jaja? yaya? still workshopping as I am not around children enough to figure. Older form would be gajee, perhaps. Mommy, daddy, gajee.)
Boy, Girl... Mej? (Jae? Maj? I'm partial to Mej (M eh zch, similar to mesh) but also needs workshopping. Ideally it'd have a vowel or vocal shift. (Boy is upwards, girl is downwards... Maybe M ae j? for a bit of a curve.)
It gives a lot more optionality between the three, and although its not commonly used, it still is distinctive! I did make up everything but the first two lines outside of parenthesis so its unlikely for it to be on a form.


















