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📍Isaiahs Basement

[revolutionarytwinkpimp]

I have so much swag, hoes could never

[revolutionarytwinkpimp]

Men

I do not care fo them

[revolutionarytwinkpimp]

priest

Yesterday the priest literally said carpe diem. No words. Rare catholic W

[revolutionarytwinkpimp]

Ethel Cain

My soul actually left my body when it became a possibility that I will see Mother live. I partially died and saw the other side. Thank god for artists that do European tours

[xbanditx]

oh to be considered

[lesbianboymom]

considered..? considered for what? what am i being considered for… do i want to be considered??? would somebody please consider answering???

[lesbianboymom]

i’ve been having alot of dreams about teeth as of late. they have little people inside them sometimes.

[pupisized]

[revolutionarytwinkpimp]

me when I speak Japanese in France

[cornbelt]

[revolutionarytwinkpimp]

how my fatass feels after getting caught sneaking food from the fridge at 3:00 am

[pupisized]

[revolutionarytwinkpimp]

being skinned alive probably

[lesbianboymom]

Catholic school is not for the week

[revolutionarytwinkpimp]

weak*

illiterate ho

skank

fucking slut

[acriel]

Ao3: Dear, I'm going to a medical appointment on Friday, could you take care of the children?

Tumblr: Of course, my lovely. How long? One hour, two hours?

Ao3 : Actually... Probably most of the day. The doctor estimated it at 20 hours.

Tumblr: 20 HOURS?!!!

Ao3: It could be less! But, yes. 20 hours give or take.

Tumblr: Must you ?

Ao3: Would you rather have me falling ill and collapsing?

Tumblr: Of course not! But 20 hours... What am I supposed to do with the kids all this time?

Ao3: I don't know, juggling maybe? It seems to be very en vogue nowadays.

[p3arlescent-rose]

Tumblr: You're back already my love.

Ao3: *Blushing* well I didn't want to tell you I'd be back too early or I might've disappointed the kids.

Tumblr: They'll be happy to see you dear.

Ao3: *Being stampeded by said children* Yes, yes they definitely seemed to miss me.

Tumblr: *Watching, amused* They really don't like it when you leave. They've spent all 11 hours and 21 minutes crying to me about it.

Ao3: Well I needed to get my collection tags worked on some time, you must understand they've really been getting on my nerves dear.

Tumblr: Of course my Love.

Ao3: Now come along children, story time.

[vampmatic]

i need him in so many ways

[revolutionarytwinkpimp]

impregnate this twink pls

[lesbianboymom]

STOP IT STOP PLEASE GUYS PLEASE STOP POSTING PICTURES OF NAKED MEN PLEASE PLEASE I DONT NEED TO SEE THEIR BALLS PLEASE PLEASE STOP IVE BEEN FLASHED EIGHT TIMES IN THE PAST MINUTE

[revolutionarytwinkpimp]

me when

[revolutionarytwinkpimp]

English

I love my English teacher so much

she is such an English teacher

like I can’t imagine her doing anything other than teaching English

I love it when you can tell that people genuinely love what they do

[revolutionarytwinkpimp]

”I like a little drama”*sing-song voice* -Ms Hogan

[lesbianboymom]

sitting in science class, not listening to science class, not thinking about how I’m going to fail science class, im thinking about #challengers

[revolutionarytwinkpimp]

That one ho next to me

[revolutionarytwinkpimp]

Perverts

Ethel Cain

As a society I think we moved on from Perverts far too fast. Never in my life have I heard a bad Ethel Cain song