Quentin Wulf

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Few people know this about me. But I use my powers expressly to grab things when I’m too lazy to get up.

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Am I seeing two assassins having a pissing contest? I aspire to your level of pomposity.

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hexedpen replied to your post: I woke up face down on my balcony. Will retrace...

Perhaps you tripped over your own ego. I’d imagine it takes up quite a bit of space in your apartment.

Nope. Turns out I just got sloshed. So much for investigative journalism

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I woke up face down on my balcony. Will retrace steps to figure out why, as soon as I decide to get up.

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lightningsprinter replied to your post: The ennui is killing me

Do you have anything to distract yourself with?

vidotlee replied to your post: The ennui is killing me

You know what’s a good cure for that? Rum.

The second comment answers the first

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The ennui is killing me

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chatticus replied to your post: Got to watch someone’s party go to shit from my...

That’s not very nice.

Oh it’s fine, not like anyone died.

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Got to watch someone’s party go to shit from my window. Priceless.

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Last night was great, don’t know what you’re all whining about.

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The sounds oh no

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No one can take a joke, El Asilo has killed humor, I have given up on the public, exclusive here.

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varjoshadows replied to your post: varjoshadows replied to your post: ...

ok so do we have to PROPERLY guess who you’d be a good match with or just give like, actual serious answers

I just want your genuine opinion. I want to know who you want to read about bumping uglies. This isn’t that hard, people.

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varjoshadows replied to your post: varjoshadows replied to your post: ...

also what are you trying to prove

I have a bet/grudge with some people. If I say it outright it’s leading the audience and doesn’t count.

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@revolutionroulette Maybe if you were a better person it would be easier to ship you

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Bite me Giles, if Milo can have his fanfic I want some too.

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roombyroompatiently replied to your post: varjoshadows replied to your post: ...

Do people really know newspaper columnists by name

Sorry, do you not have any fanciful fantasies that keep you going every day?

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varjoshadows replied to your post: vidotlee replied to your post  Adoring public, who...

tell us about yourself! i don’t know shit so i can’t go willy nilly match making here bruh

Do you read the news? Do you read the real news? The Gazette? Quentin Wulf? Acclaimed opinion columnist and political writer? Chief of hearts and patron of getting black out drunk? I’m trying to prove something to my coworkers.

acrosstherubicon replied to your post: Adoring public, who do you ship me with?

benedict cumberbatch

Die.

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vidotlee replied to your post  Adoring public, who do you ship me with?

oh don’t ask them that….

Don’t be a coward, Lee.

thegooddirt replied to your post: Adoring public, who do you ship me with?

your right hand

Have more imagination.