Insanity;

ʍin ʏoongi 090393 “It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.” ― Philip K. Dick ☓ ☓ ☓

[revsxga]

Tag a quality blog, You’re it! Quality doesn’t mean that you have a lot of followers, or a lot of messages. It means that you’re nice to other people, and you deserve to be happy. If you get this message, someone is telling you that they love you as you are, and they don’t care how much followers you have. Send this to 10 blogs who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen. But it’s just good to let someone know that you love them!

sobs and clings dramatically and never lets go ily bae

[revsxga]

stupid squid.

wat

[alliyoong]

[jbim]

You never know, though. Maybe someone will pop up outta nowhere and make you wanna turn everything around. -shrugs a bit- I used to think that no one would ever want to be with me because of my anger and everything, but I’ve found people— It’s just that they get tired of me and leave, so—

[revsxga]

I seriously doubt that'll happen but for the sake of this conversation I'm just going to nod politely, put on a smile and say 'yeah, sure they will' in a really positive mocking tone. (/speaks, doing all the things he mentions in his sentence before shaking his head) I'm not sure about you but I've given up on stuff like that long ago, it never works out anyway. 

[jbim]

If you mean you, you’re not ruining the friendship. Me? I could very well be ruining it just by talking. -laughs, hanging his head- Ah, I don’t mind, but if I do start getting weird messages from you, I’mma have to change my number. -teases with a grin- I trust you, though. You seem rather harmless in that sense, but in other ways, I feel like you could beat the shit outta me, so I don’t wanna piss you off. 

[revsxga]

It's hard to do just by talking, I'm actually a pretty chill guy. Or at least I'd like to think that I am. (/shrugs a bit, grinning) I thought we were past the harassing thing already but okay, let me get this straight. I swear that I shall not send you texts that include words slash terms 'oppa', 'marry me', 'I love you, please date me already' and 'senpai notice me', if you have any others I couldn't think of at the moment but you want me to avoid using then please, let me know. (/chuckles as soon as he finishes the sentence, shaking his head a bit) Oh, I thought you were awesome at fighting, though? Aw man, don't tell me all those stories were lies-- Man, you breaking my heart already. 

[revsxga]

out of luck;

God damn it.. (/he mumbles, eyes locked onto the broken pieces of glass lying on the ground that are soaked in clear liquid which doesn't really seem to stop flowing in every single direction possible, disappearing slowly but steadily into the cold, hard ground; needless to say he isn't too glad to be able to witness the sight, seeing his beloved bottled smashed on the ground like that isn't really something he'd usually consider a happy thing) Hey, don't step into that! (/his tone is rather harsh when he talks, almost sounding like he's insulting the other but in all honesty, he's just trying to stop the stranger from getting their shoes wet)

[kpyeon-deactivated20150404]

{ // stumbling x jiyeon | yoongi }

[kpyeon-deactivated20150404]

Jiyeon laughed quietly at his answer, a hand moving up to cover the resulting smile almost instinctively. She hadn’t expected such a witty response from someone very likely half asleep and hungover. She just nodded slightly at his polite refusal of the coffee, finally moving her hand to tuck her hair behind her ear and out of her face. “Anything else I can get you to help with the hangover?” she questioned, pushing herself onto her feet and subconsciously tugging the hems of her shorts down from where they’d bunched up.

"Hm?" she murmured when he asked his question, laughing quietly again. "You’ll have to excuse me for laughing. As funny as I find that, it’s totally understandable, given you were drunk off your ass last night." She fell silent for a moment, just giving him an amused grin while she thought of the best way to answer, before she finally spoke again. "Where, currently, my room. You’re welcome for not dropping you on the floor like I could have. How, you’d be looking at. I practically dragged your drunk butt here because I had no idea what else to do." She shrugged a bit before explaining, "There was no way I was getting an address out of you. I doubt most people would have been standing with how drunk you were."

"My name’s Jiyeon, by the way," she murmured after a few moments of silence. "You are?"

[revsxga]

A small grin spread across his lips when her almost silent bubbly laughter reached his ears, even though his head was close to bursting and it felt as if every little noise that tickled his ears would make them bleed her sweet laughter still seemed addicting and it took quite a bit of an effort to keep himself from chuckling. "Hmm, some painkillers would be nice. And a glass of water with that would be just perfect," he started, shooting a thankful smile her way before continuing,"But honestly, I'm pretty sure it's in both of our interests if I get out of here as soon as possible so they're not really necessary, I'll be able to survive without them." He then nodded just once, still smiling. 

The next logical thing to do was to get up from the bed that he was currently lying in, it certainly did feel like paradise feeling the soft mattress under him and being able to bury his head into the pillows that felt like clouds when he touched them but even though he tried to convince himself to spend the next hour or two there he just couldn't. The bed wasn't his and he felt bad for even being there in the first place, there was no way he could've just used the sweet girl who had done so much for him and keep annoying her like that. And so he pushed himself up from the cozy mattress, taking a moment to catch his breath after that, staying seated on the edge of the bed, his feet securely against the ground as he leaned forward to let his elbows rest on his thighs, his hands holding his head as if it'd help to stop the world from spinning around. 

Needless to say it was quite hard for him to concentrate on her words and actually put the bits he heard together into a sentence, it was a puzzle his hungover brain almost failed to solve, luckily just almost. "It would've been just fine if you'd left me on the floor and honestly, I would've been just fine wherever you stumbled onto me as well," he mumbled, shaking his head slightly to see if it'd help with the spinning world and surprisingly, it did. "I'm really thankful for what you've done for me, though. I'll owe you one, miss," the male then chuckled, turning his head enough to look at the other for a moment before pushing himself to his feet, reeling a bit from side to side before finding his balance. 

"Oh, that's a sweet name," the male spoke, taking small, careful steps closer to the female til he found himself standing in front of her, extending his arm as he opened his mouth once again,"The name's Yoongi."

[jinxn-blog]

Fine then I’m keeping you’re eraser too!!!!!! Hmph

[revsxga]

no not my eraser it was my only one tear slides down cheek rly slow

[jinxn-blog]

runs ahead WAIT you forgot to take back your pencil

[revsxga]

it's ok you can keep it. do whatever you want with it, i'm bye

[revsxga]

well sorry bro i don’t even want to be tied down to someone like you pfft

[jinxn-blog]

wo w you a changed person 

[revsxga]

what can i say time changed me, i'm now a whole new person and.. i just don't think we were meant to be. i'm sorry babe looks into the distance dramatically before walking away slowmo

[jinxn-blog]

no loser you dont have a ring so you suck

[revsxga]

well sorry bro i don't even want to be tied down to someone like you pfft

[jinxn-blog]

now the real question is; what bout you you love me too or what?

[revsxga]

ofc i love you babe hearteus will you be mine??? 

[jinxn-blog]

where is this going tho???????????

[revsxga]

you love me. therefore i'm happy and it's going.. somewhere good idk. 

[jinxn-blog]

gasp i love strawberry yogurt ok then strawberry yoongurt tho it’s a little too long man wth but so is pizzahwan so ok then

[revsxga]

that must mean you also love me ohohohoho i like where this is going yes yes it is but you'll survive so shh

[jinxn-blog]

i ate pizza yesterday wow coincidence much? PIZZA CAN BE CUTE???? then you’re yoongurt bcs i love yogurt. or do you wanna be strawberryoongi instead?  

[revsxga]

see bae we soulmates wink wonk. yes it's cute like the warm and fluffy feeling you get in your heart and the butterflies that magcially appear in your stomache when you look at pizza w/ luv in yo eyes and know you be eatin that same pizza in like 5 seconds k that cute as hell. what about strawberry yoonghurt? that way i can be both ay lmao

[jongdeer]

[jinxn-blog]

you used to call me spongy man like thats it cries i fckn miss you loser

[revsxga]

i know. i fucking know. i'll call you pizzahwan because pizza is warm and cute and made of love and happiness just like you. you'll be like the kind of seafood pizza y'know-- ye. aww bae missed you too hugs dramatically