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like for a starter OuO

#! STARTER CALL.#omfg ok...... im gonna do these when i get back from the shop because i never actually went when i said i was gonna lm a o

a list

so i figured i should make one of these since there are quite a few of us but somehow we get lost SO. here is a list. reblog this post if you want me to add you.

ROSA DIAZ

conminor

illpayforthat

JAKE PERALTA

rexbuckiingham

AMY SANTIAGO

kindsoberfullydressed

votedmostappropriate

#! OUT.#this all begs the question #where my holts at #where my charleses at #where my terrys at #where my GINAS at #! THE LIST.#jic i lose it :///

reblog if you're a brooklyn 99 rp blog thing and i will put you on The List!!!

#! OUT.#brooklyn 99 rp #brooklyn nine nine rp #because there needs to be one...#im making the list rn ~

specterae.

"That didn’t come out of you, right?”

"God, I hope not. That'd be weird, right. Nobody naturally produces anything that green."

#specterae #[spongebob narrator voice] many years later

rexbuckiingham-blog

❝ HEY THERE, CRIMINAL! it’s me, johnny law! ❞

#! SELF PROMO.#ok.. omg.... i need 2 make a new promo and stuff but have this while i go to the shop

#! out.#OH M YGOD..#I FORGOT I HAD THIS BLOG.......#WHOOPS......#im gonna do things here asap crimminy jickets #! tbd.

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sluRRED WORDS

Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.

"J a k e Peralta. Peraaaaaaaaalta. Per. Al. Ta. It rhymes with Ta-da ! —— Right ? Jake Perrrralta. Let me suramiz… sur… sum !!Su-mma-rize Jake Peralta in a few words. If I made a Peralta scrapbook, it would be messy. With lots of Die Hard quotes… gummy bears… shoelaces… really cofor- colorful paper… Lots of stupid stuff. Like his stupid face. But stupid in a nice way, you know ? Like a puppy. Except I’m agelric - allergic ! What is wrong with my mouth ? My tongue feels funny. Allergic to puppies. And I’m not allergic to Peralta. That would be inconvenient. ——— Hey ! I said that right.”

#! ROMANTIC STYLEZ.#! SAVE.#hon ESTLY #YODELS IN2 THE SUN #I LOVE THIS SM

rrennn

I might fuck this up..

-me when everything’s going a little too good (via fightytimes)

#! ISMS.#u better believe it

#! OUT.#i just realised it's rust cohle's daughter's birthday today so im gonna hop over 2 my rust #im so happy here and rust is so tragic why this why me

rebelisms | starter call

"I JUST STUBBED MY TOE AND IT HURTS SO BAD."

#rebelisms #i honestly .. dont know

masbebe-blog

i’m that person to either reply in 0.3 seconds or 328574093 hours

#! MUN.#honestly this??#so much w/ jake bc i wanna make sure my replies are adequately dumb

specterae | starter call

"if you wanna know what that sticky green stuff on the floor is, i have no idea."

"isn't it exciting?"

#specterae #slap him

fightytimes | starter call

"lemme guess your favourite colour. wait, no, i got this. wait wait wait." pause. "blue!"

#fightytimes #pls punch him deadpool

opheliaavery | starter call

"here at brooklyn's ninety-ninth precinct, we take all matters seriously." pay no attention to the fact that he's wearing leopard-print jeggings.

#opheliaavery #END HIM

skyprxncess | starter call

"it's called precinct chic. you liiiiiike?"

#skyprxncess #end this #end him #im so sorry

carryabarricade:

❝ david ‘n goliath, doofus ! goliath thought tha’ david coundn’t beat ‘em, but david did it wit’ just’a rock & with no armor at all. i’ve never read a bible but i know that it’s true !❞

"aaaaaand you just passed the surprise precinct pop quiz: round one, bible studies! now for round two: what are you doing here?" as a side note, david and goliath would be awesome code names. let's file that away for later.

#carryabarricade #[jake voice] HOW DARE U I AM FOREVER YOUNG

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#rexbuckiingham #[eyezooms] SANTIAGO

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