sluRRED WORDS
Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.
"J a k e Peralta. Peraaaaaaaaalta. Per. Al. Ta. It rhymes with Ta-da ! —— Right ? Jake Perrrralta. Let me suramiz… sur… sum !!Su-mma-rize Jake Peralta in a few words. If I made a Peralta scrapbook, it would be messy. With lots of Die Hard quotes… gummy bears… shoelaces… really cofor- colorful paper… Lots of stupid stuff. Like his stupid face. But stupid in a nice way, you know ? Like a puppy. Except I’m agelric - allergic ! What is wrong with my mouth ? My tongue feels funny. Allergic to puppies. And I’m not allergic to Peralta. That would be inconvenient. ——— Hey ! I said that right.”
