Hater Of All Things Targaryen

Likes: Lyanna Stark, drinking, killing things, whores, being loud, and hunting Dislikes: Targaryens (Rhaegar especially), being king, the boar who killed me, not drinking, and my brothers (sorta)

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Im just gonna leave this here. Not gonna say that I was ahead of my time, but 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Me, about to strip tease my lover:

You can call me Westeros, baby. Tall, bushy up north and in the middle, but long and barren down south ;) ;) ;)

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This weeks thoughts postponed until further notice

Ya boi Robert fookin Baratheon needs some emotional recovery time, cuz he just saw Lyanna Stark literally come out of her fucking crypt and still refused to give him a ghost hug. @stannissucks be glad loras got burnt to a crisp. Its better than being denied even in the afterlife.

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S:8 E:2 thoughts

If anyone is still on the Targaryen boat at this point, the best thing for you is to hope the NK rips you limb from limb, for everyone elses sake.

Im gonna say it, loud and proud, this was probably one of the best episodes in the entire damn series. Dont @ me. Also 69, so nice.

I CANNOT HANDLE THE BRE-AMIE FEELS!!!!!

The whole campfire koombaya scene felt like a complete shit post straight off of this fookin site. Tormund needs to put down the soured milk and go home and sober up before the battle. Hes gonna need it

AFTER 15 EPISODES SANS GHOST, ThAtS aLl We GeT?!?! JUST CHILLIN IN THE FOOKIN CORNER LIKE A TOKEN DIREWOLF?!? I KNOW I MOOCH OFF MY PARENTS HBO GO ACCOUNT, BUT I ABSOLUTELY DID NOT PAY FOR THIS BULLSHIT!!

GENDRY and ARYA: WE FOOKIN DID IT NED!! See image above for my face mid scene.

Sansa is the queen the world needs, but hasnt done a damn thing to deserve. She has an unlimited use sass pass shes NOT afraid to beat you over the head with, and I STAN

My boi Theon deserves all the love and recognition and is one of the best bits of writing to ever come out of D&D. Dat redemption arc tho. 12/10

Between Battle of Winterfell and Endgame, Im gonna shit enough bricks to build a house, and then die of alcohol poisoning trying to process my feels and cope.

[bibliodyke]

first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show

[whitewolfnorth]

me @ game of thrones

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It meee

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Seven hells, I pray to the gods, old and new, that Im not the only one who made this face when ever fucking fan service Jonerys basically went all helicopter dick on us on live televison. But theres hope yet, so heres to next week! 🍷

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

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Me af

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I can’t believe Littlefinger’s last word was: SHANSHA

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Am i the only one who found it funny that the man who always knew what to say to save his own skin found himself dying fumbling for words?

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A summary of davos this season @davosshorthand

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@stannissucks

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LITERALLY ALL I COULD THINK OF DURING BOATSEX!

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I mean….Robert was technically right after all, Rhaegar Targaryen was a fuckboy through and through 

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*Screams into the air, wildly swinging the warhammer that killed that fuckboy rhaegar in one hand, downing a whole flaggon of wine with the other, whores by my side, lazers shooting from my eyes* GODS WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN SAYING FOR ALL THESE FUCKING YEARS?!?!?!?

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Fuck zombie viseryon, this is the real threat to the living.

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okay can we also talk about WHO was born in the Dornish tavern??? because Bran saw it happened, it definitely happened, but who was it?

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okay I was made aware he said “dornish TOWER” so shit makes sense again, false alarm

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I still have a very extensive theory about this thank you, so dont even get me started.

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toot toot All Aboard the Targaryen Fuck Boat™ toot toot

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I am so torn about this. Im absolutely here for the sex between two very attractive people, the chemistry between the two actors, BUT I CANNOT BRING MYSELF TO EVER SHIP THEM AS CHARACTERS!

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I have never had as much anxiety

As watching tyrion walk up to cercei, thinking he was gonna die, but then getting one of the most best written, well acted scenes to ever come out of this show.

[aegcn]

I mean….Robert was technically right after all, Rhaegar Targaryen was a fuckboy through and through 

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*Screams into the air, wildly swinging the warhammer that killed that fuckboy rhaegar in one hand, downing a whole flaggon of wine with the other, whores by my side, lazers shooting from my eyes* GODS WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN SAYING FOR ALL THESE FUCKING YEARS?!?!?!?

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Littlefinger: *dies*

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