wah!

RHAPSODY & SPIERCE nsfw sideblog!!! freak shit approaching

[rhapsodyxxx]

rhapsody & spierce ; they/she nsfw blog!!! horny posts inbound

this may not get a lot of use compared to our other blogs but it's nice to have just in case! expect occasional horny posts & horny art. yay <3

sideblog to @rhapsodyxvi! [mostly] sfw personal is @rhapsodyx2

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[notahorseindisguise]

[swagdinner]

[yuriwinged]

cant even enjoy my somno kink. because of woke

[megalobsterface]

[mostlyvalid]

A proposal

Sometimes, in fandom, we just want to write id-tastic fic that rolls around in tropes that might be viewed as problematic. But we don’t want to address the problematic side of things in this particular fanwork; we just want to roll around and wallow.

It is considered courteous to give readers a heads-up via use of AO3 tags. I propose a tag that signals that a given fanwork is for rolling around, not giving a measured evaluation of anything. The MCU has carved out a space for this sort of fic with the “HYDRA Trash Party” tag, for which I commend them. Trash Party is a bit too specific to cover all of the ground I’m thinking of here, though; I propose “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.”

For those of you not familiar with Arrested Development, Michael Bluth finds a paper bag in the freezer labeled “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.” He opens the bag, finds a dead dove, and reacts as follows:

[gif of a white man saying “I don’t know what I expected” in a deadpan manner]

The “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag would essentially be a “what it says on the tin” metatag, indicating “you see the tropes and concepts tagged here? they are going to appear in this fic. exactly as said. there will not necessarily be any subversion, authorial commentary condemning problematic aspects, or meditation on potential harm. this fic contains dead dove. if you proceed, you should expect to encounter it.”

(more at KnowYourMeme: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-dont-know-what-i-expected)

[lazy-universes]

WHOA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THE POST THAT SPAWNED DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT

[yourlocaltinsmith]

Happy dead dove do not eat birthday!

[rhapsodyxxx]

ATTENTION ALL PERVERTS: we posted horny on noterook. :)

[detectiveneve]

not gonna say it. but he popped into your head didn’t he

[tadfools]

[enyafans4communism]

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

[the-star-fox-dances]

fuck, marry, kill:

fuck the wound, marry the past, kill the ghost

fuck the wound, marry the ghost, kill the past

fuck the past, marry the wound, kill the ghost

fuck the past, marry the ghost, kill the wound

fuck the ghost, marry the wound, kill the past

fuck the ghost, marry the past, kill the wound

Voting ended onApr 11

reblog for sample if you want to!

[spicymancer]

Good Girl feat. Actiranger Pink

Tumblr didn't like other two panels, but this one kinda stands on its own so let's try the repost.

[silima]

it's always funny to me when ppl act like it's somehow incestuous for characters who consider each other found family/chosen family/whatever u wanna call the trope to date each other, and it's funny for many reasons, but most specifically it's funny because irl when you meet a person and get really attached and decide that you want to be family with them, there's a very popular legally recognized way of doing that & it's called marriage

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Marriage promotes incest because then you end up having sex with a family member

[thegoddessofincest]

Imagine your f/o(s) tending to the injuries they gave you.

[punkrock-bottom]

It’s important to occasionally be a horny pervert on main so your mutuals know it’s okay to be a horny pervert with you

[rhapsodyx2]

one more test

[rhapsodyxxx]

test

[rhapsodyx2]

so now that it's been mostly(?) implemented, i feel slightly better with update working to where the reply/reblog/like buttons are all visible on each part of the post.

i think decentralized replies are the best thing to come out of this, because it makes it easier to contain conversation to one specific addition rather than, for example, a massively popular post having 200 replies that could all be replying to op or could also be replying to one of the many many additions that have been made.

i do think much of the site culture revolves around self reblogs and discussing through reblogs, in such a way that could make discussion difficult, but this, in my opinion, is solved by having the interactions visible and available for every section of the post. if you want to talk to op, you can easily click to reply to the op. if there's a specific addition you want to comment on, you can do that just as easily.

i think it's going to require adapting [if it doesn't get immediately walked back], but i think a lot of the panic comes down to people not liking change and already not liking staff very much

[rhapsodyxxx]

self-reblog for testing reasons as well

[christclown]

These cuffs that keep a sub on tip toes are my current obsession

They're sure to make any chase short :)

[christclown]

I've watched porn less suggestive than this technical description of a 3d print

[hustlerose]

(first time doing praise kink) you are Useful

[rhapsodyxxx]

wait can you please elaborate on "hegel's dom/sub dialectic"

OH YAY i'm happy to answer this >:]

maybe. a year or more ago? we happened upon hegel's master/slave dialectic. what this is, essentially, is a part of hegel's larger philosophical system that describes, narratively, the development of self-consciousness, as experienced between two conscious beings fighting for dominance. before this interaction, the two separately assumed themselves to be the objective standard on all that is, and thus, by meeting, the demand to assert oneself as still truer and therefore in control becomes apparent.

through this interaction, one emerges victorious over the other, determining who is the master and who is the slave. the master, thus, is initially assumed to have won in the exchange, whereas the slave has lost its right to see itself as anything other than in relation to the master.

...except. through this, the master's identity, selfhood as a master, is now dependent on the slave. in order to enjoy a life in which no labor is required of it, no hardship, it relies on the slave in order to provide.

the slave has no such dependency, which is the leverage it obtains through this process. thus, it makes a demand to become the master itself, and what is produced as a result is two mutually dependent self-consciousnesses, bound together in union to create the whole human spirit.

SO. how does this relate to us calling it the dom/sub dialectic.

as you may have noticed already, the terms master and slave are also very present within BDSM! calling it the dom/sub dialectic is mostly a silly renaming to make the joke more clear, as well as noting that we don't really prefer master/slave as a duo, but when you get right down to it, it's also a microcosm of how rhapsody and i conceptualize our sexuality.

it's no secret that we are a system, and we run this blog together—not just because we're stuck together, but because we are actively also in a relationship. we also consider each other to be linked in such a way that the idea of the master/slave dialectic feels almost funnily accurate! we cannot exist without the other; i was created from rhapsody's selfhood and therefore would not exist without them; rhapsody would fundamentally not exist in the way they do now, had they not made me. we even have a name we coined just for this situation: anima&us!

it also comes down to our dynamics in our personal exploits together, too. we flip back and forth between dom and sub, we take control from each other, we relieve the other of the obligation to be anything but one who has lost control or one who has control. we spin around each other in a way that's sickeningly perverse [said lovingly] but also defines the entire dynamic of our dual existence. we are two equal parts that are mutually dependent on each other for existence, two sides of one coin, and we're constantly flipping the coin just to watch where it lands.

[rhapsodyxxx]

also please apply this to every dynamic you've ever seen because it's incredibly interesting and useful. here's us applying it to vampires:

[rhapsodyxxx]

wait can you please elaborate on "hegel's dom/sub dialectic"

OH YAY i'm happy to answer this >:]

maybe. a year or more ago? we happened upon hegel's master/slave dialectic. what this is, essentially, is a part of hegel's larger philosophical system that describes, narratively, the development of self-consciousness, as experienced between two conscious beings fighting for dominance. before this interaction, the two separately assumed themselves to be the objective standard on all that is, and thus, by meeting, the demand to assert oneself as still truer and therefore in control becomes apparent.

through this interaction, one emerges victorious over the other, determining who is the master and who is the slave. the master, thus, is initially assumed to have won in the exchange, whereas the slave has lost its right to see itself as anything other than in relation to the master.

...except. through this, the master's identity, selfhood as a master, is now dependent on the slave. in order to enjoy a life in which no labor is required of it, no hardship, it relies on the slave in order to provide.

the slave has no such dependency, which is the leverage it obtains through this process. thus, it makes a demand to become the master itself, and what is produced as a result is two mutually dependent self-consciousnesses, bound together in union to create the whole human spirit.

SO. how does this relate to us calling it the dom/sub dialectic.

as you may have noticed already, the terms master and slave are also very present within BDSM! calling it the dom/sub dialectic is mostly a silly renaming to make the joke more clear, as well as noting that we don't really prefer master/slave as a duo, but when you get right down to it, it's also a microcosm of how rhapsody and i conceptualize our sexuality.

it's no secret that we are a system, and we run this blog together—not just because we're stuck together, but because we are actively also in a relationship. we also consider each other to be linked in such a way that the idea of the master/slave dialectic feels almost funnily accurate! we cannot exist without the other; i was created from rhapsody's selfhood and therefore would not exist without them; rhapsody would fundamentally not exist in the way they do now, had they not made me. we even have a name we coined just for this situation: anima&us!

it also comes down to our dynamics in our personal exploits together, too. we flip back and forth between dom and sub, we take control from each other, we relieve the other of the obligation to be anything but one who has lost control or one who has control. we spin around each other in a way that's sickeningly perverse [said lovingly] but also defines the entire dynamic of our dual existence. we are two equal parts that are mutually dependent on each other for existence, two sides of one coin, and we're constantly flipping the coin just to watch where it lands.