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5 THINGS I REALLY REALLY LIKE

my wife my wife my wife my wife

conan gray actually

hot chocolate!!

my goddaughter and siblings and pseudo-sister

ALL FOR THE GAME!!

valtsv

it would be fun if an angel and a vampire were friends i think

valtsv

vampire: ugh, you mortals simply can't comprehend the timescale i live on. i've watched your empires rise and fall, your cities crumble to dust. i find your short little lives amusing at best. i -

angel: HI, I HAVE BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME AND I NOTICED YOU ARE ALSO SOMEWHAT OLD?

vampire: ...sure. hey what was the dawn of time like?

angel: PRETTY BORING ACTUALLY. NOTHING ELSE EXISTED YET.

vampire: oh, man, i feel you. i slept through, like, the entire 14th century it was so boring. everyone was dying of plague and shit anyway so i didn't miss much.

valtsv

vampire: hey i am outside your apartment

angel: YOU'VE JUST BEEN STANDING THERE? FOR HOW LONG?

vampire: uhhhhhhh a mere speck in comparison to our immortal lives so don't worry about it honestly. i need you to invite me in though.

angel: OF COURSE, I'M SO SORRY. PLEASE COME IN.

vampire: *steps over the threshold and immediately starts hissing and coughing like a cat with a bad hairball*

angel: OH, I'M SO SORRY. MY APARTMENT IS CONSIDERED HOLY GROUND BECAUSE I LIVE IN IT. I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU.

vampire: *coughing* it's fine. do you - *cough* *wheeze* what are your thoughts on chinese? i know a great place just a couple of blocks from here

valtsv

everyone replying to this with "and they were lovers"? target audience

im-a-dr-whooves

Okay imagine when Derek gets a chance to tell Holly that he knows who Mr. Whatsit is and says that they tried to save everyone but it didn't work, and Holly asks who tried with him and Delightful Derek goes something like "You know, your brother, his boyfriend and the others."

sunmoonyandstars

i do not fucking care if creep is a "basic" song i feel every single lyric in my soul.

willel

Will and Lucas have hugged in every single season by the way.

waterghoulcalamity

the concept of tumblr posting this on twt and me taking a ss and posting it back on tumblr to ask you what are the odds that finn or noah saw this and dm'ed it to the other like "😍😍😍"

moonfruito

based on a tweet i can't find about max realising that her new bestie is also mike obsessed and she'll never be free

theoratman

Byler Byler Byler Byler Byler Byler Byler Byler Byler Byler Byler Byler Byler Byler Byler Byler Byler Byler Byler Byler Byler Byler Byler Byler Byler Byler Byler Byler

pawnyouoff

i wanna see richie tozier and boris pavlikovsky beat the shit out of mike wheeler

scintillapink

season greetings from lumax + will to mike 💕

queenbruv

can't stop thinking about "nice swing, by the way." in a fair and decent world we would have people foaming at the mouth over that line. will's voice talking to lucas in the tunnel is low, reassuring, earnest. he was just telling his mom and mike that he thinks he failed because he couldn't protect the kids, but he will under no circumstances allow lucas to feel the same way. "you did everything you could. you fought. you risked your life. nice swing, by the way." he literally whispers it. like it's a secret for the two of them. hey, i was watching you. i was there. in a way it's like i was the evil monster of otherworldly rage you were fighting, but i need you to know that i saw you fight. i saw you stand up for them. and it doesn't change what happened but i was truly impressed. nice swing, by the way. oh im sure. immm sureeeee