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semiotomatics

there’s something about the sight of steps leading down into the water. it feels like the ocean telling me to come home

that-catholic-shinobi

That means you’re a selkie love

patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea

Mermaids, sirens, and selkies only reblog. Land lubbers GTFO

#ughhhhh it looks so calming like if stepped down there all my problems would just go away #the instant chillness wrapping around you like a blanket #the crisp saltiness soaking into your skin as the waves calmly pull you under #the eerie yet calming darkness as your eyes adjust #video #fave

swampthingy

actuallyapathy

the-lumpfish-queen

I love environmental storytelling

Ita fucking hieroglyphs with you people

scary-eldritch

bettyrightnow

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

#I admire and respect the girls in hs who would wake up at 4-5 am to do their makeup before class #that could NOT be me unfortunately

homunculus-argument

Day 200/365 of listing something good I saw today:

A gift from my mother-in-law: a homegrown zucchini the size of my dick.

#lmfaooo

I’m not against reader fics at all but it pains me they’re more likely to be written out of character than a regular fic

#myupload #the character would NOT act like that

terristre

#HELP???#twisted wonderland

i-am-a-fish

I hope fifty good things happen to you within the next 30 seconds. I love you so much

vamptits

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

halberdbooks

Yeah

hometoursandotherstuff

downtowndoll94

like whoopie goldberg said I don’t want somebody in my house

#I want to be in a relationship but without like. The romantic expectations idk #I want a platonic spouse I think

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

t00thpasteface

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"