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lapzoli || 27 y/o || she/they || header by @edorazzi // icon by @officialladynoirette lukadrinette2025 🩷💜💙

[semiotomatics]

there’s something about the sight of steps leading down into the water. it feels like the ocean telling me to come home

[that-catholic-shinobi]

That means you’re a selkie love

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

Mermaids, sirens, and selkies only reblog. Land lubbers GTFO

[lapzoli]

everyone shut up it’s Luka month

[liminalspacebrain]

Whenever i think about how gentle Pierrot tries to be with MC despite the fact that hes a monster whos killed several and will kill again,all i can think about is how much the others are probably thinking

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[anthrophobixx]

I had a dream where Brock was revealed to be a butch lesbian at the end of journeys and he thought that "ash and the others already knew" and the entire internet started losing their minds over it and after a couple hours the pokemon company tweeted "surprise faggots" with a picture of Brock holding a poorly edited lesbian flag

I tried to recreate it it looked smth like this

[hypnosispkmn]

In light of recent events (my main got a pkmn related hit post ppl see the butch brock vision)

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[mintsky420]

these miis are driving me nuts

[aisatsaa]

if only Gyatso had run away with Aang

[kirkaut]

a post will have 500 notes and only 48 of them will be reblogs. i promise you that reblogging something will not ruin your aesthetic on this utterly swagless website.

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 22 hours

[kurgy]

[aristocrating]

its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.

[nudityandnerdery]

[itreallyatemyhand]

[lapzoli]

You know what would have been kickass ? Chloe losing the miraculous, still spiraling downward, but ultimately agreeing it’s best she doesn’t have it after the Queen Wasp incident. Then she leaves Paris to be with her mom because she’s upset and doesn’t want anyone to see that side of her and also she’s angry at Ladybug lowkey. Whatever the fuck happens with Lila still happens.

Season six happens. The twink trio appears. Marinette gets akumatized still.

Chloe’s episode comes and she immediately tears the trio to shreds (maybe Zoe’s alter ego does end up killing them idk what’s happening there with that subplot nor do I care) and puts herself back into the main cast as the influencer friend who doesn’t really want to be part of the friend group because they’re cringe and annoying but she also does like being included at times.

Like it’s cringe asf but it’s an easier way of writing Chloe’s character out and still redeeming her yk

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[only-cat-memes]

[lapzoli]

I just want everyone to know I personally have beef with Andre the ice cream man

[my-dailydreams]

[lapzoli]

yeah. I just saw fanart of Sebastian so unfortunately I am launching Stardew Valley immediately