Mythical Trash

I spend every day obsessing over two idiot dads in love, and I wouldn't trade that experience for the world.

[rhink31-blog]

Rhett got so skinny wow

[lovelyrhink]

casually draws porn on lunch break

[lovelyrhink]

hello this is haunting me tonight

like can you imagine how warm and soft and wet link’s mouth would be in comparison to the cold, hard locker rhett’s pressed against… flicking his young blue eyes up and teasing rhett with his tongue, hollowing out his cheeks and being so loud and lewd, rhett stuttering little moans as he pulls link down onto his cock… and the locker room smells like sweat and boys and something utterly disgusting but they don’t care because they have this moment, long after all the other boys have gone out with their parents to celebrate the game, they have this moment to themselves and they can touch and explore each other and celebrate the way they want… all taut muscles and sweat and mud and wet tongues… and then once they do this, they leave the locker room all pink in the face, nudging each other’s shoulders, and get to go home to link’s house where his mom will make them take showers as she fixes them grilled cheese and apple slices. and they each take a shower, one after another, even though they could have taken one together in the locker room (”those showers are filthy!! you come home and take one here, you hear me?”) and when they’re all clean and dry and fluffy, they eat lunch together and giggle about the game and the stupid brawny boys with ugly mugs from the other team before disappearing back into link’s bedroom so rhett can give link what he owes him :) and nobody ever suspects (they do)

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[mythicalea]

Beautiful.

[rhinkcuddling]

this is the softest heart eyes ive ever seen

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[rhinkcuddling]

What is one thing you are better at than the other? | x

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[drandmrsmclaughlin]

Sometimes I think about how much Rhett and Link have changed and grown in their relationship over the past few years, like this is IRL character development and it’s like reading the best kind of slow-burn except it’s all actually happening.

I mean, they went from literally recoiling from each others’ touch and refusing to even give each other compliments, to putting on costumes like this

and giving interviews where they say stuff like this

and coming up with show ideas that literally force them into each others’ personal space in increasingly intimate ways

not to mention taking every

possible

opportunity

for physical contact

that the wheel endings will allow

(need I remind you that not a single one of the wheel endings above required physical contact in ANY WAY? They took it there all on their own.)

It’s so beautiful, even with all shipping and tinhatting aside, that their friendship has reached a point where they no longer have to cry NO HOMO every time they accidentally brush their arms together, because they’re comfortable with their relationship and how they feel about each other. Male friendships are normal, and can be affectionate and loving and even physically demonstrative. It’s been wonderful watching them embrace that.

I have so many emotions about this. I am a broken shell of a person because of these two ridiculous manchildren. If they stay the course, I will surely perish before the year is out.

[glitteronyournose-deactivated20]

Some R&L with Jade and Barbara ♡

[lovelyrhink]

i miss your body. the curve of your spine and the shape of your hips when you dance in front of our bedroom  mirror. a pretty, kind of dirty face  a neck begging to be kissed and a form that has me heating in all the right places. your head crooked into the dip of my shoulder when i show you that movie you said you’d never seen. a shadow in the hallway sneaking back from stealing some hardly-earned treasures from our kitchen drawers. how clothes cling to you like loose fabric on wind catching on the nearest beautiful thing. my arms around your waist when you cook eggs in the morning already making plans for later that night. the warmth of your breath and the blue of your eyes when you lean into my hands to take another hit. a name on your voice - mine tinged with laughter that bubbles up around me and drowns me all at once. the weight of you on top of me or the give of your young ribs beneath the weight of me. and your fingers hold such power when they brush hair from my face but i wish instead they’d find all the gaps in my weary being. exertion makes you lively and you return to me blushing and sweating  and push me against the closet wall. when you sway against me in the low light warm and solid and present all the lines of us meeting in an unbreakable seam. the pink in your cheeks  when i make you squirm and the orange of the sunset when i make you dinner. and your legs and mine entwined on the couch smoke ghosting at the window while a spirit watches from the doorway. the smell of you in the shower damp skin on dry sheets and me collecting droplets with my tongue as i take you to heaven. the way in which you whisper to me that you want us to touch so you lay your sleepy head on my upper thigh. hot commands at my ear when you cling to me gasping, “rhett,” over and over like witchcraft. and the shade of your dark hair in the powdered moonlight on nights when we don’t want to remember tomorrow.  your presence a tether to this house  of memories we’ve built on such sacred ground. and what an honor it is to host you in this heart of mine where once i was so tender. yes, i miss your body the sense and feel of you but i miss your company too even when you’re right beside me.

put your mouth on my skin and tell me you love me (via lovelyrhink)

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“Link have you been in handcuffs before?”

[rhink31-blog]

@rhettandlink Explain this

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Just some funny faces Link made in today's More...#3 may or may not be my lockscreen.

[jacularmetteld]

Oh, man… I had suspicions about how the wheel is gonna look like in this season and gotta say it doesn’t look good. Looks like there won’t be any funny wheel endings this season and looks like the spots are tasks for viewers, but I can be wrong… Let’s see.

[jacularmetteld]

@heatgeneratingtechniques replied to your post: Oh, man… I had suspicions about how the wheel is…

I’m still hoping there will be SOME improv endings left…like they wouldn’t cut those out completely would they…? :(

There’s none. :(