Matter Out Of Place

Chris

[fusdoq]

Heba Zagout (Palestinian), 1984–2023

killed in an Israeli air strike in Gaza.

[bears-sexmachine]

@Zacharyiswackary

[newblvotg]

[sexhaver]

cannot even begin to imagine the Blade Runner cyberpunk shit this ladybug i found on my RGB keyboard was going through

[waneella]

Leftovers

patreon / youtube / twitter / instagram / inprnt

[great-and-small]

Hands down my fave thing about hurricane season is when zoos put their birds in the bathroom to protect them from the wind and we get images like this

Photo from St Augustine Alligator Farm

[cecil-apologist-deactivated2024]

why must i get a degree. is it not enough to be bisexual

[girlcum-sommelier]

obama in college

[cecil-apologist-deactivated2024]

stop

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

[yorhaw]

Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.

[footlongdingledong]

hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier

[experienceandobservation]

Jennifer Coolidge | British GQ | June 09, 2023 | 📷 Charlotte Rutherford

[experienceandobservation]

Jennifer Coolidge | British GQ | June 09, 2023 | 📷 Charlotte Rutherford

[v171]

Sadie's World

[what-even-is-thiss]

*echoing disembodied Zelda voice*

Link. Link. That was a sick shred on your board but please focus. Link… I’m literally holding back the devil with sheer willpower. Link. Please kill this guy I want my body back. Link. I just want a pizza. Link. Why are you riding a moose? He can’t hear me can he?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Link. This is why we’re stuck in this reincarnation cycle. You need to focus. And he’s drowned in the lake again. Okay.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Link. I always knew. No, I always believed. That you would make it. Now give me one of the five hundred mushroom skewers in your pocket I haven’t eaten anything for over 100 years. I know you’ve got them. I watched you spend six hours throwing things into a wok over and over again.

[cheese24k]

[killwizard]

[slammin my head into a wall] I need to make baked beans in a fire pit with salt pork and ashcakes like in the 1800s or I’m gonna die

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

Bean Hole Bfriday Babes

[hyenaswine]

onions onions bean hole

[killwizard]

Oh fuck yes bean hole bfriday bemroidery

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Posting "dick from a stupid girl" on Tumblr dot com and then waking up to find out, in a great deal of relief, that I'm a young centipede on the forest floor hiding under leaf litter. my cannibalistic mother, a much larger, red, chitinous centipede, has stopped pursuing me. I am comfortable and my goal is now to grow big enough to eat mice

[sunachilles-deactivated20240719]

I love saying “I’m always saying this” about things I have never said