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Of course, George knew next to nothing when it came to which materials were covered in a high school Spanish course. He had accepted long before graduation that he wasnât going to be multilingual, leading him to take the first section of each offered foreign language until he hit the credit requirement. That way, he only had to learn the bare minimum necessary and never was forced to study participles. He had a feeling Rhys probably outranked him in book smarts, but his school would definitely be more engaging. âAsses and Elephants would focus on politics according to the syllabus, but it would probably lead to constant dialogue about which celebrities have the best asses. Teach what you know, they always say.â Had Georgeâs school really had a no drinking policy? Sure, it was illegal and all due to age, but he drank on campus without reprimation quite a few times and he certainly wasnât great at pretending to be sober. Neither were his teachers that drank between classes. âI think that anything is possible if youâre willing to take a risk. Never doubt the courage behind stupid decisions.â
One of the girls he used to work with had a single line tattoo all the way around her arm that looked really good with the straight cut sleeves of the reused uniforms. Looking across Rhysâ upper body, he nodded to the boyâs stomach. âGirls normally like upper hip tattoos a lot. You know, just a little bit above the waistband. However, that is a slightly sexual location. I donât know how youâd feel about that with a tattoo dedicated to your grandfatherâŠâ George rambled off his thought process, shrugging his shoulders. He frowned at the mention of the other boy getting a six pack, placing his hand flat over his own stomach. âHey, what happens if you leave me alone in the lanky white boy club? Itâs a hard world out there for lonely people with my physique, you know.â
As soon as George says âpoliticsâ, Rhys understands that Asses and Elephants is not actually about the study of elephant rumps. âSee, at my school we were taught, like, the branches of government and checks and balances, that kinda stuff. But our teachers werenât allowed to insert their personal political views into the lectures. But my state went red, so. Conservativism was kinda ingrained in me since birth. Itâs the one thing about Raleigh that I donât miss.â He shakes his head. âSorry. That was a tangent. Best ass in Hollywood? Chris Evans,â he votes with a laugh.
Rhys follows Georgeâs gaze to his own stomach, looking down upon its flatness. He pats it. âYeah, olâ Gramps probably would appreciate having his memory honored more on the pectoral region,â he comments, sliding his hand up to his chest. âWhadaya think about a single-line tattoo of a camping tent? Dâya think itâd pair nicely with my brand new six pack?!â He shouts the last words in hopes to make George laugh about his newfound imaginary loneliness in the Lanky White Boy Club. He fakes exhaustion. âThis physique... Itâs hard work.â













