its LIPSCHITZ not shitlips (rp blog)

[richie-the-weeb-lipschitz]

✨💙Richie Lipschitz here, figured the guys at school probably don't have Tumblr so I should be safe from bullying for once💙✨

🏳️‍⚧️ he/him, bisexual, 18 y/o, Zeke the fighting nighthawk

SasuNaru shipper 💛🖤

ask me stuff nobody talks to me at school

dni if you watch anime DUBBED, fucking ew sub is so much better

ooc + rules under cut

trying my hand again at a roleplay/ask blog for funsies (haven't done one of these since 2021 when I had a star butterfly rp account lmfao) so richie lipschitz it is! I have an anime expert by my side and everything lol

my main blog: @thetimeb4stard

rules n stuff idk:

-don't say weird shit in my asks lol, just nothing crazier than something starkid would write (if an ask or comment makes me uncomfortable I'll just ignore and delete it)

-I'm a big michie shipper so do what you will with that information

-anything I say on this that isn't under the cut and has purple font is in-character, so if I sound rude that is because Richie is a rude guy (I'm nice irl I swear😪)

-if I forget to switch accounts when I comment just ignore that; I'm kind of an idiot

[richie-the-weeb-lipschitz]

"..."

[A boy approaches you. You've seen someone like him around school before, but he in particular exudes an air of unsettlement. You're lucky it looks like he came to ask something and dip.]

"...Sort of just wanted to know if you've seen Iron Lung-"

@hatchetfield-high-stage-manager

erm... no I I haven't

[richie-the-weeb-lipschitz]

are you allergic to any animals, pollen, or foods?

I'm slightly allergic to cats and also dust

[richie-the-weeb-lipschitz]

are you more of a cat person or a dog person?

I like dogs, specifically my dog her names Zelda and she's very cute

people always think I'm a cat person idk why

[richie-the-weeb-lipschitz]

Gay? Fruit?

Max..??

[richie-the-weeb-lipschitz]

NERD

🏈

Real creative, never heard that one before

[i-am-jagerman]

What?

Sometimes you just gotta go with the classics.

Plus it's a good way for me to start the day, y'know?

Like a mantra.

[richie-the-weeb-lipschitz]

I.... guess..?

Weirdly nice sentiment..

[i-am-jagerman]

I'm a sentimental guy, what can I say.

Lot about me you don't know, Shitlips.

[richie-the-weeb-lipschitz]

**Lipschitz

And yeah duh I avoid you like the plague, why would I know much about you other than the fact that you're terrifying

[richie-the-weeb-lipschitz]

NERD

🏈

Real creative, never heard that one before

[i-am-jagerman]

What?

Sometimes you just gotta go with the classics.

Plus it's a good way for me to start the day, y'know?

Like a mantra.

[richie-the-weeb-lipschitz]

I.... guess..?

Weirdly nice sentiment..

[richie-the-weeb-lipschitz]

NERD

🏈

Real creative, never heard that one before

[richie-the-weeb-lipschitz]

Hello, hi! Sticking my paws on your window!

Do you like coffee? Tea?

Macadamia, the semi-pocket sized squirrel - @semipocketsizedsquirrel

a squirrel..? cute ig

I don't like coffee or tea, I'm not 50. I like soda and the occasional chocolate milk.

[richie-the-weeb-lipschitz]

have you seen The Backrooms yet?👀

yeah I saw it at the Cineplex in the mall a bit ago and I really liked it

[richie-the-weeb-lipschitz]

richie you're cute and all but can you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE put on some contacts it feels like you're staring thru my soul :(

anyway wanted to toss this at you Goodbye!

I wear contacts for cosplays sometimes ig but they kinda scare me

Mostly I just squint through the day cus if I wear my stupid glasses to school SOMEONE will steal and break them

You drew me??! Cool

[richie-the-weeb-lipschitz]

Hello, Richard.

I thought I should introduce myself. It is an honor to have met you. If you have any troubles, please do not hesitate to ask me. Perhaps I can help.

@webby-on-the-web

what the- who are you?? You look like an anime girl lol

I'm bullied like every day can you help with that

[richie-the-weeb-lipschitz]

have you seen that end of evangelion is being shown in theaters again?

obviously I have I'm not a poser

[richie-the-weeb-lipschitz]

Richie

You’re so fine

And you’re mine

I’ll be yours

Till the end of time

Cause you make me feel

Yes you make me feel

So shiny and new

Like a virgin

Feeling touch for the very first time

again..?? I'm scared

ooc- BAHAHAHA KEVINNN

[richie-the-weeb-lipschitz]

what if

i told you that

i microwave you around in my brain daily, and sometimes add in a piece of aluminium foil to make you explode but i only do it to peole i like

i also do this to ruth and ONE other friend, so consider yourself special

:3

uh.. interesting

cool I guess you aren't bullying me

[richie-the-weeb-lipschitz]

euuuuuuuuuugh.... People need to leave you be, have a warm blanket and a cup of hot chocolate for your troubles. Anyway, besides AOT, what have been some of your favorite animes to watch?

I would love to be left alone but thats life I suppose

but more importantly I loooove Naruto and I especially love Evengelion bc it has my beautiful waifus and also JJK is so good and Haibane Renmei and Haikyu and Yuri on Ice

[richie-the-weeb-lipschitz]

Showing a little compassion doesn’t hurt ya Richie Rich

Whatever

I'll be nice when people are nice to me first