[richietoziersgazebos]

the damn movie came out two years ago and y’all are still whining about the clownfuckers grow up

[hiyo-silver]

The damn movie came out two years ago and the damn clown fuckers are still here 😜 we can complain about what makes us uncomfortable lol have a nice day on tumblr.com

[richietoziersgazebos]

Fuck off

[richietoziersgazebos]

the damn movie came out two years ago and y’all are still whining about the clownfuckers grow up

[whateverurhavinyerself]

Bill during THR’s Comedy Showrunners Roundtable.

[coldplaysongsonrepeat-deactivat]

oh my ❤️❤️❤️

[edsbev]

i think the thing we haven’t considered about Gay Eddie content is his reactions when everyone will inevitably ask about myra... they literally have to make it so he gets uncomfy and doesn’t wanna talk about it like in the book like it’s literally canon praise stephen king

ok i know you didnt ask for this but i thought abt richie asking eddie abt myra but in a way where hes very obviously trying to hide the fact that hes hurt/jealous and just…had to write it. i wrote this in like ten minutes so its bad but the day i stop posting bad content is the day i die

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Richie levels his gaze at Eddie over his shot glass. The glass is held between his teeth, he tips his head back and downs the shot without using his hands. Then he slams the glass back onto the table, swipes a hand across his mouth, flings an arm over the back of Bev’s chair, and meets Eddie’s eye again. 

It’s the most calculated thing Richie has done all night. And he’s drunk to top it off. 

It makes Eddie feel nervous. 

Continua a leggere

[richietoziersgazebos]

(About your last post) it's the pedophila

Omfg anon

I don’t know, I’ve seen a lot of kids after the first movie writing about young reddie and that’s normal...I’m just not interested in /that/

[richietoziersgazebos]

There’s literally 0 fanfictions of grown up reddie and I’m questioning y’all devotion and morality

[amaidsconfession]

|| 2010 AU - Valorana

[detectivewheelbarrow]

me: “i wanna see jopper kiss!”

st: has them hold hands for 0.7 seconds in the trailer

me: “it’s too much, i can’t handle this”

[richietoziersgazebos]

Okay so you need actual proof that another place is actually about Kyle? You mean all the “in another time in another place what could we have been” aside?

Alright

Let me remind y’all that dan is pretty tall and guess who’s taller than him YEAH RIGHT BYE

[ifitaintbaroque]

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

[ifitaintbaroque]

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

[ifitaintbaroque]

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

please give us updates

[ifitaintbaroque]

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

[antique-scarecrow]

op will not die of natural causes

[ifitaintbaroque]

That’s the most interesting comment anyone has ever left on one of my posts

[notglacier]

A LOT HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

american seth everman

[loesfashpond]

i miss playing piano with guns

[richietoziersgazebos]

@thedaft1 is this how Americans play the piano

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Loryn Brantz

[gianluc30]

Street Artist Transforms Ordinary Public Places Into Funny Installations 

michael-pederson miguel-marquez

[setheverman]

lady gaga was right. stop telephoning me.

[jackie-torrance]

PSA about IT: Chapter 2 leaked photos

So I’ve seen a couple other people post about this but I wanted to put another post out there to hopefully reach as many people as possible.

There have been a lot of still photos (and if I’m correct even a video now) circulating around of Bill and the rest of the cast of IT: Chapter 2 filming on set. PLEASE DON’T REBLOG OR SHARE THEM! Andy and Barbara Muschetti have been very clear about the fact that these photos were NOT meant to have been leaked.

Please, out of respect for the filmmakers and everyone involved, just let the movie get made. Leaking set images and video causes a hassle for the filmmakers, and the more time they have to spend trying to keep all the pictures people take without their permission from getting leaked is less time they can focus on the movie.

PLEASE DON’T REBLOG THE LEAKED PHOTOS AND VIDEO!

[richietoziersgazebos]

If you post/reblog those pics you’re a disrespectful piece of shit.

[riddlesdiary]

[aaawhyme]

I don’t remember this scene of breaking bad

[pleatedjeans]

[goth-aunt]

Me

[niambi]

when i get added to a group chat