10 Reasons No One in Richmond Should be at Work Today
1. It looks like this outside.
2. But feels like this.
>3. Your cats are doing adorable, sleepy things right now and no one is there to post Facebook pictures of it.
4. You're having a DVR emergency as there's no way you were able to get in "True Blood," "Breaking Bad," "Dexter" and "The Newsroom" last night.
5. You haven't finished watching "Orange is the New Black."
6. Summer camps are over, so leaving the kids in the car in the parking deck with the window cracked probably wasn't the best idea.
7. All you're going to do today is read BuzzFeed anyway (as clearly we've been doing).
8. Because it's Monday.
9. And it's this kind of day.
10. Labor Day is next week, but let's be real: this weather is an indicator that we're never going to see it.