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My moms upper lip got stuck when she was laughing hahahahaha

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#boomseattle press play and make me hop on the #swing and smash my nuts hahaha

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When I turn up I am brought up to a higher level of awesomeness making me even more friendlier, friending w/random people . One time all I could remember is that I was #waikiki club hopping w/ da girlies. We enter, & this chic is going hard on da mic to her #karaoke song, ear piercing drunken singing #Dakine I bludge my eyes 💭"how can I fix this? She's hurting my ears!?" Girlies find a spot 4 us 2 sit as I walk straight up 2 her infront of her spotlight, was semi-packed smallkine audience, everybody doing their own thing, loud mingling to where I practically can hear everything about their story LOL anyway I start swaying along with her song inviting myself into da spotlight , she notices me as I cheeringly cheer her on with my sing along face expressions on point✊🎤😩 she gave me the "winning heart face" where I can tell she likes me 😍She grabs & pulls me close, kinda shoving the mic toward my mouth. 💭 "omg ok ok she wants me 2sing! But when is she gonna let go of my shirrrrrrt hunty! I felt it stretch" LOL her grasp was like #roughsex 😅"come here & eat dis mic" 🎤we shared da mic 2on1 dueting literally almost mouth 2 mouth where I know what kine drink she ordered 👃she's huffing & puffing #Heineken cigarette shmoke,I can't pull away or they won't hear my silky voice, we finished to applause Hi5✋hug. I exit & realize "K now wherez my girlies!?" I found them nx door @da #ABCstore buying milk LOL I have that natural instinct 2ditch my cliq when I get distracted. That's how I got lost at #edc in #Vegas. We're walking as a group & suddenly a sick #ass beat made me into my #superstar #dance groove, Realizing after finishing my dance that I was literally a #selfie ! Lost like a lil'puppy. I wanted to cry, after getting over it, I made the best out of it by raging on 🌈 I finally bumped in2 them 1hr later. I make my own journeys 🗻Slap a dog leash me on me, I'll even tie a balloon 2my wrist so u can See me from afar, if all fails follow my glitter tracks 💖✨🌟sometimes it's fun to just get #lost & found & make urself a unforgettable #spontaneous #adventure #galivanting kozzzzz!

#ass #edc #waikiki #galivanting #superstar #lost #dance #heineken #selfie #roughsex #abcstore #adventure #dakine #vegas #spontaneous #karaoke

2nd pose!!!!!

So glad I got to dance me ayss off with my girlies on sat!!!!!!

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Don't 4get 2mop! LolI

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Heffaaaaaa

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