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#that hat really reminds me of how much of a douchebag you are

Aint you got a kid that you just threw under the bus by sayin you got no family? I mean I aint father of the year,but damn.But hell,I aint worried,my kids tell me that all the time,I got over it. I’m more worried about you wantin to call a grown man daddy, cause that’s a whole nother can of worms right there. You got some issues, boy.

rick-devlin

.. It was a figure of speech, Pete. God. Are you trying to make me out to be a bad father? Are you? Don’t do that or else I’m going to do the same to you. We’ll add that to the list of issues I already have that I’ve managed to lock deep inside my brain cause even I don’t want to open that can of worms.

pete-skinner

#that hat really reminds me of how much of a douchebag you are

pete-skinner

She’s one hell of a woman, Rick. Very spunky for her age. I think we have something. You aint gotta call me daddy or nothin’ but I want you to know that I’m here for ya, man.

rick-devlin

Please take care of her, she’s the only family I have left. Dammit, I was looking forward to calling you daddy. I was hoping we could go on fishing trips and everywhere. You’re a terrible step-dad already.