The Most Interesting Spy in the World

This isn't playtime for nannies and lunch ladies - this is real life. [A Spy (2015) RP Blog]

[rickfxrd-blog]

kingsmanhart:

“Let me guess, you have a built in internal intelligence system?”

“Obviously. You don’t?”

[rickfxrd-blog]

@iwasborncareful

“Look: I got nothing against using arrows--I’ve used them plenty in the jungles of Birmingham--but against an armored truck? Seems like a bit more attention than we want.”

[eddiemoonson]

[rickfxrd-blog]

@scottishtech

“You fancy Kingsman have all this money and still you don’t have a face-off machine?”

[rickfxrd-blog]

“--why is there a photo of a kitten in here?”

[rickfxrd-blog]

“You posh tailors ever hear of contact lenses?”

[spy-au]

Jason Statham is Rick Ford

[whotellsyourstory-deactivated20]

[daleksndemons]

“Because I could have shot your head off and I didn’t?” Nichole sighed and dropped her gun to the floor, her hands raised up on either side of her head. “See?” 

[rickfxrd-blog]

“In a world of double, triple, quadruple, quintuple agents, a man can’t be too careful.” Still, he lowered his gun, though his eyes remained trained on her.

“But let’s say I believe you mean me no harm. What next?”

[thenameisq]

“They don’t exist, it is a physical impossibility, not everything you see in movies can be done.” 

[rickfxrd-blog]

“Yeah, well, people ain’t supposed to be able to survive after ingesting 180 different kinds of poisons all at once, but here I am. I know you MI6 people like your secrets, but we’re on the same team here and maybe a new face could be the thing that saves the day.”

[coffeeconspiracies-blog]

“Who the hell are you, and what’s going on?”

[rickfxrd-blog]

“Don’t worry your pretty little head about it, ma’am. Just stay down and this will be over in--”

First shot and then another. Both on target as usual.

“A second.”

A third shot and then a fourth. There was the barest hint of a scratch across his cheeks from a stray bullet that did manage to touch him. He didn’t feel it, though. 

One final round and all the black-geared shooters were down amid the chaos of the coffee shop. He lowered his glock and turned around, calm and unruffled as ever.

“Sorry about that unpleasantness, miss. They wanted to get something from you and I don’t know what just yet. How about we catch up over coffee?”

[justmoviegifs]

[purrsuasion1-deactivated2016092]

         “Aww. Well, since you asked so nicely.” she leans back into her seat. it’s fully evident she has no intention of hand- ing them over.

[rickfxrd-blog]

“Look, this ain’t no game, lady. You have private property in your hands  that don’t belong to you. Now please hand it over so I don’t have to get unpleasant.”

[rickfxrd-blog]

“Lady, I don’t mean to be rude, but you should probably run along now.”

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thenameisq

“You lot have a face-off machine, yeah? ‘cause my people are tryin’ to convince me they don’t exist.”

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legaliity

“Look, I’ve got nothin’ against you law enforcement types, but did you have to cordon off my flat like that?” This was not what Rick wanted to see when he got back to the United States. If there was a crime near his living space, he’ll take care of it because he was Rick Ford. Men and women in blue would only slow him down in his pursuit of justice.

[rickfxrd-blog]

“I asked for a tailor, not a seamstress.”