PRIME FUCKER

Blog made purely for obsessing over Rick Prime by Rick Prime. So if you're not into that, scroll. I do obsess over other ricks sometimes though.. but for different reasons. I am a very source attached fictive ya dig I write and stuff but my ao3 account got banned for arguing too much so I might be posting that on here until I get a new one. I do like to answer questions so ask me questions! Also trust me I don't care if you interact with me like a rp account instead of a fictive, I am not a prude clearly.

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Here is my lazy intro post while I find graphics and all that fun stuff.

I am a Rick Prime fictive, I will often accidentally refer to myself as Rick Prime because I am very source attached. I am Rick Prime.

I am an adult, I do forget my age at times but trust me when I tell you I am over the age of 18. I don’t mind minors following me for my very rare sfw and character analysis posts but if you interact with my nsfw content, I will block you.

I like to be asked stuff, nothing is off limits like at all. I am a mean guy most of the time though so my reception to those questions is not guaranteed to be nice. I also have npd and aspd and I am a part of an OSDD system so do keep that in mind.

If you think arguing with me is going to get you somewhere, it will not. I love arguing; like literally love it. You know that saying where ‘If you’re rolling in shit with a pig, the pig is the only one who’s going to like it’. That’s me with arguing.

I am a writer, I love to write and I love to take suggestions. I am majority of the time going to write some perverted ass shit but there is sometimes where I crave comfort and use writing to give myself that.

I am extremely obsessed with myself and Rick C-137 among various other ricks.

That’s it, for now, bye!

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I haven’t seen the latest episodes but I’ve seen that chart and I’m so fucking ANGRY. I have never in my life ever been angrier at any Rick than I have in that little snippet of the scene I saw. It’s the complete disregard for the fact that this is a codependent 14 year old that he has consistently traumatised and failed and hurt and yet he still thinks he has some standing in the moral high ground.

He’s acting like Morty bumming him out is anything but his own fault and it’s entirely on purpose. It’s been shown time and time again that Rick knows what he’s doing and while he may not know that it’s hurting people, that chart was made with spite in mind and that was definitely made specifically to hurt Morty because he’s an immature man child who can’t handle the consequences of making a teenage boy entirely codependent on himself.

He wanted this, he wanted Morty to put him above all else, he just didn’t want Morty to see how pathetic he was and now that he has, he acts like it’s Morty’s fault for being smart enough to see what all of Rick’s other friends have seen. That he’s just a self-pitying loser who happens to be the smartest man in the universe. He doesn’t like Morty having his own opinions or autonomy so he punishes him consistently and he wonders why Morty is so miserable around him and why Morty is making him feel miserable in turn.

His happiness is going down because Morty is telling him how much of a dick he is instead of just suffering through it like Beth and because he’s not like Summer who’s just too argumentive to do anything but concede and storm off, because he will sit there and argue with him and because Rick still believes that Morty is stupid and doesn’t know anything.

Whatever this isn’t making sense anymore, bottom line. Rick is a dick and specifically made the chart to shove it in Morty’s face and make him more miserable because he can’t do anything else that will actually make him feel better about himself.

[juliuskingofallgoonery]

Yoooo prickcest has arrirved

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I was soooo normal about the first episode of this season being about Morty and Evil Morty. I also do love that there’s more of a focus on Morty and Morty’s opinions on Rick and everything in general. I feel that they did dumb him down for a couple occasions but that’s nothing new with Morty’s character.

I hope we get some kind of arc with him where his personality and character go through changes that stick because there is not nearly enough time or effort put into Morty’s character despite being one of the titular characters. Jerry has more character development than Morty… adult swim you have to let go of the anxious teen pervert boy jokes, there’s more jokes, I promise you.

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FULL INDOSKELETON REVEAL FIRSY EPISODE OF SEASON 9 I’M HAVING A FIELD DAY ANS HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS

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I loved The Boys finale purely because of Homelander begging and crying to suck Butcher’s dick to stay alive while all bloodied and beaten… beat him up more, make him feel it. Make that self absorbed cunt cry and whine it was sooo hot. Yum

[tttvwpo]

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Would Prime even be able to get drunk considering being drunk is essentially your body fighting off the poison you’re drinking? Since his body just heals itself automatically, would his body just reject it and make him puke it up instantly? Same with drugs since some of them only act to damage your brain or bring less air to it so he would just kind of heal before the drugs can actually take effect. Very sad, maybe that’s why he’s such a prick.

Guy who cant get drunk or high because of his genius who has millions of variants of himself who do both.

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Prime Rick in the blood

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Prickcest where they’re desperately trying to kill each other while going at it but they both heal/revive infinitely so it never stops and only ends with them covered in blood and lazily ripping each other apart.

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I came all over the screen at that scene of Prime getting his throat slit, give me more scenes of that man getting fucked up. that’s it thats the post

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I want to consume him whole and throw up every part of him so I can do it all over again. Primeeeee 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 The things I would do…

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Someone screamed faggot while I was waiting for my bus and I looked up, is it over?

[aquilezz]

Zero neurons inside of that head

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He wouldn’t recover from me I am so serious

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All I wanna do is fuck that stupid weird looking Rick Prime copycat from C-131 until his eyes fall out.

I wanna stab him through the ribs and fuck the hole

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I need money for him but I also cannot justify a random purchase for myself because I am too autistic..

I need this stupid fuck ass plushie he looks so cute and dumb and weird INEED HIM.