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sorry but this followed immediately by an amv to james taylor's 'your smiling face' where they're laughing and playing and chasing each other through the streets of toronto is absolutely insane shit for the FIRST EPISODE of your web series lmao. when I say matt johnson was snorting yaoi cocaine this is what im talking about like he really said all you need to know about these characters is that they're strange, annoying, and hopelessly in love with each other. please watch our show thanks

#we did! and we are!! still watching!!#ntbts #mattjay

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he gave dirties matt a shirt he actually wore while making his movies in high school. evil

#feels like seeing something im not supposed to for some reason #this is going in the pile of untouchables

young matt will really be in the most innocuous little outfit doing sweater paws talking about how he doesn't think it would be a big deal if he died on camera #relatable

#he is so adorable im sorry it's sick #matt johnson

I like when matt mistakingly thinks jay's name is 'jason' in the band list but then abandons that train of thought altogether to call him 'bird' bc like. it doesn't matter what it says on his birth certificate. it doesn't matter what name anyone else has ever given him. it doesn't matter what other people call him. matt can always call jay by the name he gave to him and jay will always answer to it. whew. crazy

#i like thinking about matt not wanting anyone else to call him bird #mattjay #imagine if a cute girl tried to call jay “bird” lollll #ntbts

didnt bring my headphones to the beach

That age regression jay post I have to let you know you are absolutely cooking and i agree so HARD LMAO

I was thinking of putting out a fic on a03 with the theme i wasn’t so sure if people would like it but maybe who knows 👀. They both are just so agere coded

jay mccarrol is always like one negative or uncomfortable feeling away from unconsciously sticking his thumb in his mouth and sucking at any given moment thanks for listening

#you should basically always write the fic this is me giving you psychological permission to write the fic #asks #ntbts

the "you're in a car with a beautiful boy" poem edit format doesn't work on mattjay bc as far as I know the only time they were in a car together Matt was screaming "it's beeping at me Bird" in Jay's face about his colostomy bag. "you're in a car with a beautiful boy, he won't tell you that he loves you because he's too busy describing the exact temperature and hand feel of his abject medical device at you against your will." and yet that's still somehow closer to what siken was talking about than a lot of the stuff I see, I'll be honest

#not counting the rv of course bc rvs are not cars #mattjay #ntbts

it's crazy to me how ridiculously regressed jay is in the boost lol. like. guy who literally screams out in fear bc of a children's anti-drug psa. guy who whines for sweets when he doesn't feel well. guy who has nightmares. guy who would eat poison if you told him it was candy. guy who doesn't know that music can be a real career. guy who acts like he has never been outside before. guy who doesn't even realize he's overdosing on speed. he was literally just born! someone swaddle him and put him to bed!!!

#jay mccarrol age regression is a beautiful name for your gay son #ntbts #jaybird

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“the dollhouse” 2007, heather benning

i love the girlvanna aus where their names are still matt and jay. like yeah that's matt and jay!!!!!

#they were girls together #mattjay #ntbts

the way famous jay is still thinking and talking incessantly about worshipping and following and anchoring himself to matt even 20 years later is really something huh

#famous jay what are you doing #mattjay #ntbtsm

sometimes I think about how matt johnson shaved himself completely hairless for that drag scene in the dirties and i start having to pace around like im in a zoo exhibit

#it is FUCKED when you notice it #matt johnson #the dirties

matty is so cutieful all bundled up like this too bad he is evil here

#the red scarf that makes you insane #matty #ntbts

i like it when webseries jay says stuff to matt like, "why are you leaning up against me like you're my girlfriend?" bc by viceland jay even saying the word "girlfriend" to matt would be enough to trigger matt into lecturing him about it for the next half hour or possibly into just straight up hitting him. viceland jay doesn't remember that girlfriends exist even conceptually. good for him

#tshirt that says “im glad he was lobotomized”#mattjay #ntbts

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look at Jay's stupid sweetie pie face. he was soooo proud of himself for picking out that christmas tree "do I know how to pick em or what?" a real life princess I fear

#he's soooo #this makes me feel crazy #jaybird #ntbts

just realized some people are watching tony for dominic sessa. crazy as hell

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