GoblinFace McCatfish

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🐝 35f (Get Some AIR! 🚀)

[kosmogrl]

[freakoutgirl]

Anyone who cleans public restrooms should automatically make $100/hr

[akashicrecord]

Yes bitch I know you have MS but have you considered getting out and placing your VOTE in a BALLOT BOX??

[alphalone3141592]

The only “MS” i care about is MS PRESIDENT MAMALA HARRIS!

[akashicrecord]

#BLUEWAVE #GETOUTTHATCHAIRFORHER

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[mrsterlingeverything]

locked my weed pen up again. caged badboy

[weirdstuffontemu]

Holy LEGOs, another brick building set!

[diamondguls]

yippieeee~ ahahaha~ yaaaaaaaaay~!⋆｡°✩

[caffedorzo]

happy 2nd birthday to moo deng!!

[duel-of-the-dolls]

the glow up

[cosmicretreat]

Happy 2nd Birthday, Moo Deng

[segamascott]

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[bumblebeebats]

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?

[frogmood]

500 years from now there’s gonna be some film historian who’s entire career is built off of searching for a copy of goncharov

[rainstormyday]

and they're never gonna find it cuz they fucking took it off poob

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[bluelectricblu]

How come Moby Dick is one of the most famous works of American Literature and no one saw fit to warn me about the sperm squeezing chapter.

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[stjohnstarling]

In my opinion the human body gets dehydrated too easily.

[stjohnstarling]

Also when it wants water it’s a secret for some fucking reason.