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[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[glowingghosty]

[todayintokyo]

Tiger by 十筆斎

[miamaimania]

“Long Distance Relationship” ◖◗ surreal photographic collage

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[mister-ttt]

Roses are red

April is gray

Starting tomorrow

[treecitysessions]

I’m kind of a pointless person with no reason to be

[cilantrhoes]

[bobbole]

Kimagure Buta

[junglejim4322]

Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week

[junglejim4322]

Where am I

[flythesail]

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

[waitingforthet]

[optimysticals]

I am laughing so hard I scared the cat.

[rainbowpollypocket]

Vintage Sandylion Fuzzy Alligator Stickers

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[crippled-peeper]

“people won’t be friends with you if you’re mean to them” is something you have GOT to learn in adulthood if you never learned it as a shut-in internet-socialized youth. you can’t just go up and say to ppl to shut the fuck up and kill themselves all the time and then expect people to genuinely care for you.

[a-boring-queer]

I don’t know how many times I’ve talked with my kids about how you CAN say whatever you want, but the results might be that other people don’t want to be around you. Your friends don’t want to play with someone who makes them feel bad. Your friends don’t want to be around someone who makes them feel unsafe. And on the other end of things, you should be friends with people who make you feel safe and happy! You’re allowed to decide that someone’s friendship isn’t worth the pain they cause you, especially if you’ve talked with them about it and they don’t seem to be trying to treat you well.

If my four year old can hear that conversation, what is the 34-year-olds’ problem!!

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

making the radical claim "11 year old children should be taught how to make extremely simple food" has resulted in people making arguments like "I wasnt allowed to plug in electronics until I was 16 and I think this is super normal actually" and "children dont know what ratios are so its unfair to expect them to be able to comprehend the idea of adding equal amounts rice and water to a rice cooker" and I gotta say originally I thought maybe I was being too judgy but now I feel very secure in my opinion because what the fuck

[hannah-snow]

Children might not know what ratios are in the sense of 1:1 notation, but they are more than capable of understanding 'you have to use the same amount of water and rice otherwise it goes wrong'.

[hannah-snow]

In addition to this, cooking is an excellent way to teach children scaling and ratio in Real Life.

[ohifonlyx33]

"Children don't understand-" AND THAT'S WHY IT IS YOUR JOB TO TEACH THEM????? LIKE HELLO??? THEY CAN LEARN??????

[locallegume]

I was gifted bathtub bulgestarion for my bday what should I do with him. Good and bad ideas please

[locallegume]

Update I am putting this cactus in it I am dying how did they have a cactus So Perfect

[locallegume]

ITS DONE

[benjamintycandy]

[locallegume]

HIGHLY IMPORTANT UPDATE HE IS IN BLOOM