Lifeguard Loverboy

Just a small town boooooooy.... living in a looooonely... fuck... rhymed myself into a corner there. Ricky. 21. UMAC Swim Captain. Lifeguard. Pretty solid bro if I do say so myself.

[rickycorderbro-blog]

openbook-izel:

Sure thing. Are you having fun, dude? You’re very sweet, and awesome too.

Now that I’m sober enough to adequately respond to this… I had an awesome time. 

How’d the promotion do?

[openbook-izel]

That’s great! 

Surprisingly well! I’ve stretched it out another few days, so you can definitely stick with the discount, and it might be something I do more often. I’ve had like three people come into the store just to hug me though, so I’m not sure what that was about but I’m all about free hugs.

[rickycorderbro-blog]

Good! I'm glad to hear it. I'll be in for my mystery books later today.

Well. You're a very huggable person and I think the world could use more hugs but that is a little strange. Spontaneous hugging. Maybe everyone's high!

[rickycorderbro-blog]

rezathevamp replied to your post: [pm] So I talked to Neven.

[pm] We played video games and I fell asleep at his house.

[pm] that sounds promising and like you guys made up. That’s good. 

[rickycorderbro-blog]

[pm] So I talked to Neven.

[pm] About fucking time… and?

[rickycorderbro-blog]

Text @ Ricky

Quinn: I'm not. I'm just frustrated.

Quinn: What if he doesn't think it was? I don't even know if I do.

Ricky: Well I'm sorry I wasn't there, man.

Ricky: Okay... who started the hand holding? It doesn't even matter who started it, neither of you pulled away so clearly something's there.

Ricky: Do you like this dude?

[rickycorderbro-blog]

nerdyquail:

I will not be attending as I said but I hope you have a fun time tonight. Please inform your partygoers that if they are in need of a designated driver I am happy to give them a ride home. Don’t want anyone being unsafe. My number is [ cell phone number here ]. Thanks.

Thanks!! I’ve got rides and air mattresses set up so nobody’s driving drunk tonight. But that’s super sweet of you to offer. If you feel like swingin’ by I’ll set aside some cocoa and cupcakes just for you.

[rickycorderbro-blog]

Text @ Ricky

Quinn: I was freaking out!

Quinn: No, it wasn't a date. We just got food.

Ricky: Woah man, don't get lippy with me. I'm here now.

Ricky: You held hands. It was a date

[rickycorderbro-blog]

openbook-izel:

Sure thing. Are you having fun, dude? You’re very sweet, and awesome too.

Now that I’m sober enough to adequately respond to this... I had an awesome time. 

How’d the promotion do?

[rickycorderbro-blog]

rezathevamp:

[pm] Yes! Because you’ll be hungover, you mean. 

It’s harder than it seems and the makeup is troubling.

Not that hungry, but hope you’re enjoying them.

[pm] Don’t worry. We’ll go double hard on Thursday. 

It absolutely isn’t, get over here and I’ll help you. The food’s for you too, dude. You gotta eat well so get ready for tonight. Also though... don’t forget your diet plan.

[rickycorderbro-blog]

Text @ Ricky

Quinn: Help. We held hands. It was really nice.

Ricky: Sorry man I was hella drunk last night.

Ricky: So it was a date... exactly like I thought it was.

Ricky: Good for you man.

[misterkavanagh-blog]

@rickycorderbro:

[pm] you sure? Alright man. If you need anything call me anytime day or night. I’ll bring something over for you.

We’ll go for pizza again sometime if you want. Without the monsters.

pm] Yeah. They said I won’t be in here for too long, so I think I’ll manage. 

I’ll hold you to that.

[rickycorderbro-blog]

[pm] you suuuuuuure? I've got a backpack full of discount Valentine's candy with your name on it. It's my splurge day.

[rezathevamp-blog]

rickycorderbro:

[pm] I am pleasantly buzzed. Very very pleasantly.

HOWEVER MISSING A CERTAIN BRO.

Flip cup is a game of champions and gentlemen

[pm] Please, you’re probably wasted. Does this mean no gym tomorrow morning?

Yeah, yeah, I’m working on this shitty toga. 

[rickycorderbro-blog]

[pm] nah. I've been taking it slow so I can enjoy this shit. You get tomorrow off for sure. But only because I'm amazing.

Work faster. Work harder. There's good music going here and people are having fun.

I also have snacks.

[rickycorderbro-blog]

Aiiiiiiight. Music’s up. I’ve been pregaming since noon. The Valentine’s Day party has officially started! There’s a lot of people here but I don’t see some peeps I was really hopin’ for so get your asses over here before you make me cry on Valentine’s Day.

Wear your toga.

Come let me kick your ass in flip cup.

[rezathevamp-blog]

[pm] You’re already drunk? For fuck’s sake, man. 

Flip cup never works.

[rickycorderbro-blog]

[pm] I am pleasantly buzzed. Very very pleasantly.

HOWEVER MISSING A CERTAIN BRO.

Flip cup is a game of champions and gentlemen

[openbook-izel]

Hey, check out our special deal today! Books for between $5 and $8, an absolute steal given that’s they’re all new, critically acclaimed novels. The catch?  You have to take the risk of trusting mine and Reece’s judgment. 

So, what are everyone’s valentine’s plans? Or maybe singles’ awareness day plans?

[rickycorderbro-blog]

Okay okay okay. I am like... sixteen different kinds of too drunk to take advantage of this right now but this is the coolest thing ever.

So like..... set aside three books that you think I'd be into and imma come buy them from you tomorrow. Full price cuz the promotion's over but this is awesome and I support your awesomeness.

[rickycorderbro-blog]

Aiiiiiiight. Music’s up. I’ve been pregaming since noon. The Valentine’s Day party has officially started! There’s a lot of people here but I don’t see some peeps I was really hopin’ for so get your asses over here before you make me cry on Valentine’s Day.

Wear your toga.

Come let me kick your ass in flip cup.

[ember-furness-blog]

Do You Want to Kill a Snowman? || Ember, Ricky, Qianneng (POTW)

Setting: Itey’s Lair Characters: Ember, Ricky, Qianneng  The trio go track down, release and fight the Itey

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[misterkavanagh-blog]

[pm] I'm coming over to the hospital to see you. Can I bring you anything?

[pm] Actually, I think I’m okay.

[rickycorderbro-blog]

[pm] you sure? Alright man. If you need anything call me anytime day or night. I'll bring something over for you.

We'll go for pizza again sometime if you want. Without the monsters.

[rickycorderbro-blog]

Alright. Jeep's in the shop cuz I sorta accidentally flipped it. So if I was going to give you a ride somewhere gimme a shout and we'll figure something out.