fucked

lovesick

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I can tell im growing up cause it's taken me 3 days to finish a half gallon of chocolate milk

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missing the dead is a whole new type of heartbreak.

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forever teenaged lovers. miss you always bbs.

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I found out one of my exs died and I'm way more tore up than i should be

[riddikulusme]

if there's one thing I miss about cigarettes.

smoking while taking a shit. 🚬

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nothing feels the same. part of me misses being sad.

[riddikulusme]

I just want a taste of happiness.

[riddikulusme]

Me: I'm fuckin lonely, maybe I should hook up with my ex husband.

Someone else: the gay one?

Me: fuck forgot bout that

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Why isn't there a filter on tinder for guys with boats?

[riddikulusme]

My standards low af

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Go flex elsewhere buddy

[riddikulusme]

Where are you

[riddikulusme]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck my life

[sustancy]

[riddikulusme]

As much as it sucks that I'm 29 years old with no man no kids and no idea what I'm doing with my life, I'm excited to be moving in with my bestie.