riddler x reader shoplifting from hot topic
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the riddler x reader shoplift at hot topic
this will have mentions of b>tman!!!!! its negative tho >~<
you and the riddler stood in front of hot topic, him dressed in his green signature outfit that nobody in public recognized, he giggled and skipped very happily into the store with you, "isnt this FUN y/n??? we get to see so much stuff!! do you think they have radiohead band tees?" he grinned with his eyes, "yeah! maybe they have oingo boingo too, i know you like them as well" you smirked as he led you to the back of the store,
"Y/N!!! try this on!! it has hello kitty on it and it says "eat the rich"!!!" you felt him push a shirt to your torso, you look down and examine it, "hmm,,,,i like it," your eyes lit up, "YES YES I KNEW IT!!!! i KNEW you would like it!! go try it on!!!" he shook you back and forth in excitement, his hands snug on your shoulders, he paused and stared you in the eyes before realizing how rough he was being, "ahhh sorry,, i was a bit excited! ahehe,,,ha,," he nervously laughed, squirming in place as he waited for your response, unable to read your face, "its alright, kitten," you smiled and bent down, placing a gentle kiss on his mouth area, even though there was a mask separating your lips from his, you still knew his face was flushed just by looking at him, his body language was very prominent,
you walked out of the dressing room, hello kitty eat the rich shirt on with your big coat zipped up to conceal it, you watched as he walked out from a separate changing room and excitedly ran up to you, "y/n!!! im so excited to go home and reveal my shirt, its a hatsune miku one!!!" he giggled, grabbing your hands and leading you to another isle, something caught his attention and he moved towards it, only to pick up a riddler funko pop, "aweee,,so shmooply!" he gleefully said, "y/n!!! we have to get this!" he looked up at you, only for you to reply with a simple nod before being led to the counter,
"just this please!!" he placed the funko pop onto the counter, the person ringed it up and just as he was going to pay, you nudge him aside and place the money on the counter, "its okay kitten, i got this" you look up to see the clerk, who has a face of genuine horror take the money and give you the bag with the funko pop inside, "you two have a nice day,,!" they smiled as you and the riddler began walking out, only for the him to stop dead in his tracks, "whats wrong? you asked and looked at what he had found, to your horror there was an entire shelf of b>tman merch, you scrunch your face and drag him out of there, ",,,sorry you had to see that my love,,are you okay?" you held his shoulders in front of hot topic, looking down at his face, to your surprise, he pulled out a small grenade from his pocket and threw it into the store, grabbing your hand and running as the loud sound of explosions consume the area behind you, you smiled, knowing the world was spared from the b>tman by the most amazing maleboss ever, again
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