You're Like a Horse I Ride...

🔞 Minty's Sideblog for explicit NSFW ramblings, drabbles, visuals, thirsty posts and ideas concerning Who and Monkees stuff! Currently in hiatus (but feel free to peruse the archives!) Daltwistle Advocate, Townsmith Theorist and Moontwistle Truther

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Intro, Warnings and Tags

Greetings! My name is Minty and this here is my sideblog dedicated to NSFW ideas, thoughts, doodles and writings concerning Who and Monkees stuff! I feel that I need to separate these from my main blog so those who follow me on there can choose whether or not they want to read that type of content.

Regarding warnings: I don’t think I’ll be writing anything too “heavy” in here, but the following are the main themes I might bring up that could possibly be triggers (I’ll add more if I feel the need to):

Dub-con

Drug/Alcohol Use

BDSM

Pet Play

Crossdressing

Somnophilia

Breathplay

Age Gap

If I bring up anything that might make you uncomfortable let me know so I tag/warn for it proper in the future! Anon questions are on so you don’t have to reveal your identity when asking for a TW, and in case you wanna send me prompts, compliments, whatever, but keep in mind that anon hate and similar things will be 100% ignored and deleted. I have no time for that.

With all that said, the following list is for the tags I’ll be using in this blog so my posts don’t show up on the tumblr search but I can still keep the blog organized! This list will be updated as I post more stuff/talk about other pairings. Yes, they are all handy-dandy links!

The Who Tags:

whorible boys (band tag)

keef (Keith Moon)

enty (John Entwistle)

rog (Roger Daltrey)

petey (Pete Townshend)

ox jumped over the moon (John/Keith)

ride a rock ox (John/Roger)

The Monkees Tags:

monkey boys (band tag)

dolenz (Micky Dolenz)

mikey (Mike Nesmith)

davey (Davy Jones)

petah (Peter Tork)

love beads and biscuits (Peter/Davy)

Also, all my down horrible/highly NSFW posts about John Entwistle are going here as well, all under the tag down bad times (because of course)! Also I have an extra tag for Nesmith/Townshend called “conceptual sex” (believe me, it makes sense)

I also have a tag for small things I write here and there inspired by prompts and other things from discord convos and whatnot, and they can be found in the tag drabble funtimes! I also post some doodles that you can check out through the rare art post tag!

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Had another jonestork/jork sketch lying around and decided I wanted to make it nice!

And, yooo, maybe I do know how to draw!!

As always, uncensored is here <3

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No way I forgot to post this towntrey/poger doodle here!!!!

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Reposting this with better scanned versions <3

Kinda in love with this for whatever reason lol

Extra doodle under the cut 👀💦

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"Petah, this... this is..." "I-It's alright, babe, we're the only ones here..."

They're at poolside~

(I warned you about jonestork/jork! uncensored here!)

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Based on that one poger/towntrey post I made not too long ago haha I've been meaning to post this piece for a while <3 As usual, you can catch the uncensored version here :3

Fun fact: this is the 200th post on this blog!

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I'm drawing Peter/Davy stuff to be posted here soon-ish, I've suddenly been fixating on them lately heheheh

I'm still trying to like, figure out the best way to draw Davy's hair but it's coming together!

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NSFW daltwistle under the cut, mod era flavor, a bit dubcon~

First time John talks Roger into sex (read: forces himself on him until he's cornered into accepting), it scrambles Roger's brain real good because on one hand John is just pushing himself inside him and it's painful in a weird way not to mention the strange feeling of something filling him up. On the other hand the way John is jerking him off is driving him up the wall, and his lips and teeth on his neck make his brain foggy so he doesn't know what he's supposed to feel ack ugh /dies

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I have a concept for a collection of very specific Who AU one shots (where they don't know each other) that all take place in the early 70's and borrows ideas related to cruisin' and vintage erotica tropes!

I call this collection "Passing Strangers" and these are the stories I thought of:

Keith centric (Moontwistle): Keith learns the address of a glory hole and goes there to check it out. There he "meets" a guy with quite the huge dick and a deep yet soft voice that gives him the time of his life!

Pete centric (Towntrey): Pete visits a steam room/sauna in the hopes to score and somehow attracts the attention of a short, blonde haired cutie who takes him to a private room for fun!

John centric (Towntwistle): John visits a sleazy movie theater to watch some good old porn and spots a tall, lanky, but quite pretty guy in the very back row. He takes a seat next to him and hopefully this blue eyed cutie knows how to keep quiet.

Roger centric (Daltwistle): Roger is at a club and meets this tall, hunk of a man and he's smitten. They slip into the bathroom to make out and maybe a bit more~

((((there's also a 5th part I want to write where they all meet each other at this party/big club and they are like "Oh my god it's you!!!!"))))

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Trans!Rog/Pete scenario that literally won't leave my head:

Mid 70's scenario where Rog, who's very drunk and also very horny, decides to throw Pete a bone, hands him a couple condoms and goes "Alright, you said you wanted to do it? I'll let you for as long as these last, heh~"

Pete becomes absolutely feral and makes good use of every condom in the roll Rog gave him, but he kind of want to do it more... But he ran out... but Rog is so out of it by now after cumming so much would he even notice if Pete fucked without one? And Pete wants to know how it is to fuck his pussy "raw" so bad...

He lets the bad thoughts win and while he doesn't cum a lot inside Rog (a guy can only shoot big loads so many times in a row) he immediately becomes paranoid like fuck fuck why did I do that what if I knocked him up, I'm so stupid!! Immediate regret! And yet it felt so damn good...!

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I am once again thinking about Davy/Peter/Ludlow /wipes brow

I need to draw them.......... doing.......... things.........

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Head full, can't fall asleep, suddenly thinking about murder family au

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John manhandling Rog and doing what he damn well pleases with him 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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A completely insane daltwistle writing under the Read More.

Summary: John finds Roger in a vulnerable position and... (warning for John jerks it to unconscious Roger) 400 or so words

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John straddles Roger's thighs, body shaking all over. He looks down at him, he's out cold. Drunk.

God he's so infuriatingly pretty.

John pulls himself up, scared that his trembling will wake Roger up. His hands fumble with the buttons on his fly for a frustratingly long time until they are undone. He swallows dry when his hand brushes against the bulge in his underwear.

Roger remains asleep, unaware, eyes gently closed, arms resting on the sides.

A sigh leaves John's lips when he pulls his hardening cock from his underwear, the sight of it hanging just above Roger's stomach enough to make it twitch in his hand. He licks his lips. It's like every nerve in his body is on high alert. He watches Roger's chest rise and fall for a while.

John's hand starts to move before he knows it, whole body tensing up.

Breathing through parted lips, he pulls a handkerchief from his pocket, a shaky hand placing it around his twitching cock. The friction of the fabric against his over sensitive skin causing his hips to buckle against his fist. And his eyes remain focused on Roger's figure under him, beautiful and blissfully unaware.

And so vulnerable, so helpless, John could just...

His erection throbs at the thought, fingers tightening around it. He bites on his lip to keep a swear word in, his pace picks up and his lips are parted again. He gasps, his free hand gripping the fabric of his pants. His legs feel weak, yet he keeps away from touching Roger in any way.

If he were to feel the warmth of his skin, in such a state...

John buckles his hips against his fist again. And again. And one more time. His erections twitches and drips and is warm against the palm of his hand. He bets Roger would feel even better. He would feel so good. Just so good.

By God he feels so good.

Most of his load lands on the handkerchief. Some drops drip down his length, hot, sticky, messy. When it reaches his fingers it snaps him back to reality, realisation dawning on him of what he just did. His fingers grip the fabric of his pants even tighter, his breath seemingly more uneven than before.

Roger's still out cold. Face almost angelic looking.

John feels his stomach turn at the subtle twitch of his aching cock.

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Damn I'm 3 followers away from 50 here, absolutely INSANE!!

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An assortment of spicy daltwistle phone doodles ~<3