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[blxck-coffee-dad]

“yeah no” is one of the best phrases in contemporary English.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dominant-dominion]

Sorry about being mentally ill, the sex will be bomb though.

[cisthoughtcrime]

[aidashakur]

[aidashakur]

Be understanding, but don't be blind.

[ohyeselifresh]

Still working on myself, for myself.

[astound]

[teenagerposts]

Am I the only one whose internet addiction started with my parents not letting me fucking go anywhere

[aegis-of-the-sufferer]

This but I also had no friends so I wouldn’t have anywhere to go if I was allowed

[dont-give-a-fuck-club]

[tom-sits-like-a-whore-deactivat]

to get a lot of followers you need a popular post

to get a popular post you need a lot of followers

[wibsies]

to get a job you need experience

to get experience you need a job

[friendley-deactivated20200102]

to get a car you need a job

to get a job you need a car

[protectignisscientia]

to become more comfortable with social interaction you need to go to public places

to go to public places you need to become more comfortable with social interaction

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

life is like a giant mushroom 

[sturmgewehrr-deactivated2018032]

Explain

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

[bunney]

its illegal to be cuter than me

[sneevee]

We’re all going to jail then

[bunney]

[hijerking]

u kno when u suddenly feel horrible and ur not sure why bc nothing bad happened ??? and u kinda

[swimming-in-shattered-stars]

[rivie-art]

mum says it’s my turn with the carbon

[everythingfox]

“Kitty gets some time to play on the slide.”

(via)

[blue-le-q]

Things come along like this that make the internet so special, I AM IN FUCKING TEARS

[nemmymouse-deactivated20170201]

IT’S BACK

[chillyfeetsteak]

i want this on my blog at least once every 6 months until the day i die