Cas and Dean being Codependant Pt 2 (electric boogaloo), Dean edition;
Charlie: Bro, you remember when you were saying how weird Dean and Cas are about each other?
Sam: Ugh don’t remind me.
Charlie: No listen dude you GOTTA see this, it’s insane, Dean’s actually gone crazy. Look, just watch this. DEAN!
Dean: *halfway through cooking dinner, stupid pink apron on, flour on his face* Yeah?
Charlie: What you cooking?
Dean: Burgers obviously, I only cook like three things. *pause* Oh, and that honey cake I wanted Cas to try, you know, the one thats pretty basic ingredients wise so he’s not “overwhelmed by the molecules”
Sam: oh come on! You can’t make vegetarian stuff when I ask you to but you can bake Cas a honey cake?? *to Charlie* yeah I see what you mean.
Charlie: *to Sam* I haven’t even showed you yet. Watch this. *to Dean* Yo big D, where is it Cas was going to?
Dean: huh?
Charlie: This morning, when he left with a duffle bag full of stuff, he said he’d be back in like three weeks?
Dean: *suddenly overcome with what can only be described as grief* He.. left?. Uh, I should um- you know what? Let’s do pizza tonight yeah? Cooking is a stupid fucking thing to do anyway. *pause* Sammy, got any cases?
Sam: erm, no? We agreed we were talking a few weeks off to heal up?
Dean: Right, yeah, course, well let me know anyway cause I feel like I need to hunt something.
Charlie: *sneakily phones Cas* oh look, Cas is calling me!
Dean: *literally jumping for the phone and answering for her* Cas? Buddy where are you? Red says you left this morning? *pause* Bringing stuff through to Jodi’s for Jack? *glares at Charlie* When will you be back though cause I- a few hours, oh okay. *glaring intensifies* No i wasn’t worried- Cas, I was not worried I was just… I’m going now. Yeah see you later Bud, uh huh I miss you too. Okay bye. *turning to Charlie* you bitch, you knew he wasn’t leaving, that isn’t funny!
Charlie: *crying with laugher* “No I wasn’t worried” dude you hijacked my phone!
Dean: I swear to god- you know what, no burgers for you!
Sam: so now we’re having burgers again?
Dean: Yeah. Changed my mind, don’t feel like cheap pizza. *leaves*
Sam: Holy shit.
Charlie: They’re clinically insane.
Sam: If they don’t just kiss soon, I will be too.














