cowboy apologist

art tag is #faker art. requests open. he/him, it/its, or fae/faer pronouns, 21. PLEASE DONT SPAM LIKE MY BLOG.

[evilvillain123456789]

you are so gay that if you went to book a room at the Penis & Butthole Hotel they would say “for you, my friend, it’s on the house”

[highgaydrama-deactivated2023110]

if I woke up in a saw trap I would simply go back to sleep

[hauntingyourself]

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

[devouringyourson]

[doublewings]

Diversity win! This poor little meow meow KILLS!

[fukinfaker]

15, 42, 68, 87 for spotify wrapped ♡

15

42

(already answered)

68

87

[fukinfaker]

42 for the Spotify wrapped thing

[skzflix]

spotify wrapped is HERE! send me a number 1-100 and I’ll tell you the song it corresponds with on my top 100 playlist!

[birdloaf]

just a little guy!

[pseudomantis]

Picking car up from the mechanic and it has one of those pet cones on

[powerfulwizard]

Name a more powerful Pokémon team than this

[powerfulwizard]

Pokémon team that can defeat the horse team

[tricklesnitz]

i made a herosona bc @fukinfaker gave me a quirk

[lefoo]

women love me for my weak ankles and nervous disposition. it makes them want to hug me so hard it breaks my back like a glowstick

[unbotheredmuse]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[turnipwizard-deactivated2024030]

ummmmmm… hi 😳 *unleashes the terror*

[bevnapart]

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