MY IPOD GOT 6 GIGS OF LIMP BIZKIT, P.O.D., ETC.

RAP ROCK ROYALTY. 36. PDX.

[joshlovesyou]

[rigatonidanza]

Next year's tour de France will be nuts because I will be racing there and using a lot of hereto unheard of performance enhancing drugs, many of which are bizarre combinations of over the counter drugs mixed with various drain cleaners and cooked in an air fryer. I will be racing on team Milk Bone

[rigatonidanza]

Next month.

[rigatonidanza]

Sick as hell 💯

[rigatonidanza]

Got one of my favorite cars ever in for service today. One of the few race cars I'd actually buy if I had the money. Just a really well designed car with an amount of power you can actually use 100% of

[rigatonidanza]

I think I'm gonna get a new e bike. My current one has a top speed of 20 which on a road bike is not super fast, looks like they make some with a top speed of 28 which is how fast I'd LIKE to go on a bike all the time

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

[oldinterneticons]

[vectorcannon]

Barbecue Pistol when he sees you eyeing the 15% button in the tip window

[despazito]

[theehorsepusssy]

[rigatonidanza]

Kurt Cobain would have LOVED zyn

[rigatonidanza]

This week I want to ride my e bike to work because it's hard to ride my regular bike to work every day

[rigatonidanza]

I spent about 15 minutes pulling every goddamn hair out of my nostrils and I'm frankly impressed with the way my body turns chipotle bowls and coke zero into flourishing forests of nostril hair

[rigatonidanza]

She let me hit because I stopped doing my George Lopez impression for 90 days, per the terms of our agreement

[rigatonidanza]

I would really like a motorcycle honestly

[killer8]

???

[not100bees]